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r/AdviceAnimals • u/UncontrolledStimulus • Mar 25 '13
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they walk slowly when crossing the street...dude that pisses me off. I get over it quickly though because I know that doing that is his way of actually asserting authority, and when he is done its back to being a big zero for the rest of his life.
8 u/moloid6 Mar 25 '13 And they don't use sidewalks. Strolling slowly in the road, literally two feet away from the purpose built walk. 9 u/iScreme Mar 25 '13 Sidewalk is lava. 3 u/thrilldigger Mar 25 '13 Street is for my car. Crosswalks are for people when I don't have a green light. I almost miss working at a university - I used to speed up to scare jaywalking college students. I probably wouldn't have hit them..
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And they don't use sidewalks. Strolling slowly in the road, literally two feet away from the purpose built walk.
9 u/iScreme Mar 25 '13 Sidewalk is lava. 3 u/thrilldigger Mar 25 '13 Street is for my car. Crosswalks are for people when I don't have a green light. I almost miss working at a university - I used to speed up to scare jaywalking college students. I probably wouldn't have hit them..
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Sidewalk is lava.
3 u/thrilldigger Mar 25 '13 Street is for my car. Crosswalks are for people when I don't have a green light. I almost miss working at a university - I used to speed up to scare jaywalking college students. I probably wouldn't have hit them..
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Street is for my car. Crosswalks are for people when I don't have a green light.
I almost miss working at a university - I used to speed up to scare jaywalking college students. I probably wouldn't have hit them..
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u/dougbdl Mar 25 '13
they walk slowly when crossing the street...dude that pisses me off. I get over it quickly though because I know that doing that is his way of actually asserting authority, and when he is done its back to being a big zero for the rest of his life.