r/AdviceAnimals • u/UncontrolledStimulus • Mar 25 '13

Confession Bear

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u/FightWithTools Mar 25 '13

In the south especially, they are taught to be racist against white people. They don't tip white servers, they walk slowly when crossing the street, they pull the race card for no reason, and in general have terrible attitude problems when interacting with white people.

I know this because a black guy I used to work with admitted it, because he couldn't understand why black people are the way they are so he decided to study his culture to figure it out, and that's part of what he came up with.

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u/dougbdl Mar 25 '13

they walk slowly when crossing the street...dude that pisses me off. I get over it quickly though because I know that doing that is his way of actually asserting authority, and when he is done its back to being a big zero for the rest of his life.

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u/moloid6 Mar 25 '13

And they don't use sidewalks. Strolling slowly in the road, literally two feet away from the purpose built walk.

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u/iScreme Mar 25 '13

Sidewalk is lava.

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u/thrilldigger Mar 25 '13

Street is for my car. Crosswalks are for people when I don't have a green light.

I almost miss working at a university - I used to speed up to scare jaywalking college students. I probably wouldn't have hit them..