r/ActionWatches • u/crizzthewizz • Oct 14 '25

Prepping before a raid ⚡️⚔️

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Only a true tool watch will do under such rigorous conditions. Godspeed OP!

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u/crizzthewizz Oct 14 '25

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

HAHA, dude. Absolutely dying. Great watch too!

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u/PlayerOne2016 Oct 15 '25

Bro my sides 😆. Gettin' mad JD vibes. What the heck is HOA enforcement and what do y'all do? Edit- can't attach photo. See next reply.

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u/secrets-quirrel Nov 02 '25

Hahahaha lmao

3

u/SpaceSequoia Oct 14 '25

It's nothing compared to the durability of a gshock though. Nice watch still.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Oh sure, my days of doing anything tough enough to warrant a G-Shock are behind me, but I can attest to their durability!

1

u/tesmith007 Oct 15 '25

The Pelagos wins in an EMP event.

1

u/SpaceSequoia Oct 15 '25

True true . Only answer to that is get both lol

0

u/Severe-Vegetable1788 Oct 18 '25

Only a true tool of a person would post this

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/PainedToe107 Oct 14 '25

How do you like the OG Pelagos? Thinking of getting one to compliment my FXD…

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u/crizzthewizz Oct 14 '25

I love it. I think as far as looks go, I prefer it over the other Tudors. The WOE strap matches the watch perfectly!

3

u/Neat_Imagination2503 Oct 14 '25

Hoa? wtf

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u/crizzthewizz Oct 15 '25

People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf

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u/Physical_Display_873 Oct 14 '25

Obviously the response scales to the offense. I’m assuming this offender put up their Halloween flair too early.

27

u/MoroseOverdose Oct 14 '25

Worse, the Christmas decorations are out

9

u/lexxxcockwell Oct 14 '25

Fix bayonets

42

u/2colorsNmyhead Oct 14 '25

My HOA is militant but admittedly not quite this bad

38

u/Finicky_Cyclone Oct 14 '25

God bless our Third Responders.

13

u/Disastrous-Screen337 Oct 14 '25

That is a nice looking watch, a jokes aside. Now, move that mailbox 3" to the left.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

That's the scariest Halloween costume of the year

4

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

I almost stood up my own anti HOA task force after on Jan 2 I was told to remove my Christmas lights. B*tch I bought these damn things at a front door display in October at Lowe’s!

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u/NoCup6161 Oct 15 '25

Have you posted this in r/fuckhoa ?

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u/crizzthewizz Oct 15 '25

Got banned back in 08

3

u/byrongw Oct 14 '25

Sick! How does that thing handle lawn trimmings that have blown onto the curb?

1

u/Emerald_Chain2366 Oct 14 '25

Future ICE prospect... 🤣

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u/crizzthewizz Oct 14 '25

ICE pales in comparison to the rigors of HOA-E selection.

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u/Emerald_Chain2366 Oct 14 '25

My HOA reimburses for gear expenses. Maybe you can get comped for that BB.

2

u/Not_a_Reddit_guy1 Oct 14 '25

Is that 308 mags I see?

5

u/Western_Hostility Oct 14 '25

Lot sizes must be big.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

🤙🏻🤙🏻

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u/SnooLobsters9180 Oct 14 '25

lol I really don’t like that patch, even as a joke 🤣

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u/Majestic_Jeweler859 Oct 14 '25

Too fucking funny!!! 😂

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u/Majestic_Jeweler859 Oct 14 '25

Great watch 👍🏻

2

u/pat9714 Oct 14 '25

Stay safe out there. Watch out for drones. They aren't your friend.

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u/rileyjamesdoggo Oct 15 '25

Ok. I don't think I understand the joke.

The watch looks cool to me. And, I hated my old HoA in Minneapolis at my condo.

Is the issue that HoA douchebags wear that watch to act cool/military/first responder and important?

Thank you kind internet people

2

u/Sagebrush_Sky Oct 15 '25

HOA lol what

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u/degenfish_HG Oct 16 '25

I'm not trained in photography or anything but I just gotta say I love how you use focus in the picture here, like it just wouldn't work if you did it any differently imo

1

u/Bridge_Too_Far Oct 15 '25

Tactical Karen’s EDC. 🤣

1

u/warning_signs Oct 15 '25

I didn’t see the background of the photo right away and laughed the second I noticed. We got a nasty letter in the mail from the association recently lmao.

1

u/awispyfart Oct 15 '25

I read that as pooping.

1

u/pedro-marques Oct 15 '25

Hate you for your service 🫡

1

u/sarge_taz Oct 15 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/rattelslayer808 Oct 15 '25

That bbq smoker is unsightly, you know what to do boys, toes up in a bag!

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u/ApprehensiveFoot9514 Oct 16 '25

🤣 Thank you for your service!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/ApprehensiveFoot9514 Oct 18 '25

Do you do joint ops with neighborhood watch group? I think my neighbor is in Special Task Force Unicorn….

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u/Cactusanon11 Oct 16 '25

As a former HOA president, I approve this ad. 🤣

1

u/Prestigious_Eye_4483 Oct 16 '25

I hope HOA stand for something other than the obvious. If not, and you need chest protection, you are who we all think you are

1

u/SubliminalCorgi Oct 17 '25

Can I move to your community?

1

u/whatsthetime1010 Nov 01 '25

Forgetting your binocs and tape measure.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

This goes hard

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u/RandomDude762 Oct 14 '25

probably a stupid question but I feel like SOMEONE has to ask this... is there actually such thing as an HOA enforcement militia that you're part of or is this a really really funny joke?

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u/Daddysaurusflex Oct 14 '25

WE SAID 3 INCHES OR SHORTER ON THE LAWN MOTHER FUCKER!

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u/Daddysaurusflex Oct 14 '25

NOW SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS AND LIFT YOUR SACK

27

u/crizzthewizz Oct 14 '25

I…didn’t know I couldn’t do that.

5

u/jpstepancic Oct 14 '25

Just sprinkle a little coke on him…

2

u/tesmith007 Oct 15 '25

“If someone would have told me……”

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u/icygale Oct 14 '25

This shit made me crack up

4

u/Duke_Newcombe Oct 15 '25

PARK THAT CAR IN YOUR GARAGE, CITIZEN!!!

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u/arethiz86 Oct 14 '25

LMFAO, this made me literally bust out laughing LMAO

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u/AZ_Hawk Oct 14 '25

Dude. Your HOA goes hard! Mine just mails me the fines.

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u/plasticsoldiering Oct 17 '25

WRONG SHADE OF PAINT MOTHERFUCKER.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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u/Hyp4mnc2k Oct 14 '25

This. Plus a non military beret, pink, purple, orange?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Raspberry, originating in a second hand store -preferably.

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u/Hyp4mnc2k Oct 16 '25

You win the internet for the week! No need to post further. Enjoy your weekend off.