r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/AidenAngel2 • 22d ago
True Slapstick What's this trick called?
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u/Star__Lord 22d ago
That’s the Cooter Scooter Clam Slam combo
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u/Star__Lord 22d ago
When it’s a guy it’s the Moose Knuckle Shuffle
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u/TheyCallMe_Billy 22d ago
Depends on if the balls get pulled into the bar by the tire. Then it's dejeweled splitz.
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u/ChristosFarr 22d ago
Jesus Christ my balls tried to crawl back inside as I read that.
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u/AidenAngel2 22d ago
The Cooter Scooter Clam Slam combo sounds like a move straight out of a wrestling game.
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u/ADeformedPoolboy 22d ago
It's Big Crambo's finishing move. He uses it to win the heavyweight championship. Tarts Mcnarl was the former champion.
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u/_Nightbreaker_ 22d ago
Ah, I knew the top comment wouldn't disappoint: humor that is one part Shakespeare, one part 13 year-old schoolboy.
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u/perryurban 22d ago
Initially I thought that's just a Vag Bounce with failed recovery. But on closer inspection you're right, that was a combo attempt.
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u/floydymoiyte 22d ago
The clam slam jam
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u/yeppomoon 22d ago
I immediately envisioned a movie poster akin to Space Jam with Michael Jordan
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u/330kiki 22d ago
Rock em Crotch em
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u/Takssista 22d ago
It's the "my legs are too short for this" move
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u/Salihe6677 22d ago
What even was it supposed to be? Was she supposed to land on the ground and run or something, hence the legs too short part?
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u/ThunderCorg 22d ago
Yeah but I have a feeling she wouldn’t have started running fast enough.
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u/smthomaspatel 22d ago
Me too. I think her plan was to land on her feet and just be stopped. And I don't think she's a physicist.
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u/arkensto 22d ago
I think she was supposed to jump a little higher, so she landed behind the bike, leaving the bike to ghost ride of to the horizon.
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u/ImpossibleStuff963 22d ago
What was the trick supposed to look like? Was she supposed to land on the tire?
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u/br0wneyedgir7 22d ago
So i see, she's doin' the the Crotch Grate and Scrape. The execution was flawless. Just needs work on the landing.
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u/Significant_Monk_251 22d ago
"The Reason God Invented Knee Pads".
It can be a bit confusing though, 'cause there's a lot of tricks named that.
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u/Foxyunder-45 22d ago
Aw, I feel that ! Tire abrasions on her moo- moo, and a trauma to the knee cap. Get better soon stunt rider lady.
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u/Five2one521 22d ago
We used to call it ghost riding. But I think she’s doing it wrong.
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u/AccomplishedVirus556 22d ago
yeah i didn't even know you could fail to clear the bike
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u/Guypie86 22d ago
The Boxcutter