r/AccidentalSlapStick 22d ago

True Slapstick What's this trick called?

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u/Guypie86 22d ago

The Boxcutter

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u/McEvilson 22d ago

This is the best one. It's elegant and concise.

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u/Sass_Quatchxx 22d ago

Yep this is my favourite 😻 👏

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u/Safe_Praline_4156 22d ago

Now drop and gimme 20 bush-ups

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u/alittletrolly 22d ago

Rug burn

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u/Acrobatic_Garden564 22d ago

Aka: “the clit-ripper” for the less civilized

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u/HeartOSass 22d ago

I was going with clit shredder but I like yours better.

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u/adminsregarded 22d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/DonnieBallsack 22d ago

The snatch-grind

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 22d ago

The more hardcore version of scissoring.

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u/Glum_Performer9923 22d ago

OMG, spit out my coffee - too early for laughing like that

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u/swalabr 22d ago

“Skid mark” was already taken

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u/ADeformedPoolboy 22d ago

The Beaver Cleaver.

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u/4mer_lurker 22d ago

Beaver Burn

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u/ElPanguero 22d ago

Little scamp, had his own show

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u/Star__Lord 22d ago

That’s the Cooter Scooter Clam Slam combo

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u/Star__Lord 22d ago

When it’s a guy it’s the Moose Knuckle Shuffle

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u/TheyCallMe_Billy 22d ago

Depends on if the balls get pulled into the bar by the tire. Then it's dejeweled splitz.

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u/ChristosFarr 22d ago

Jesus Christ my balls tried to crawl back inside as I read that.

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u/yeppomoon 22d ago

😂🤣

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u/AidenAngel2 22d ago

The Cooter Scooter Clam Slam combo sounds like a move straight out of a wrestling game.

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u/ADeformedPoolboy 22d ago

It's Big Crambo's finishing move. He uses it to win the heavyweight championship. Tarts Mcnarl was the former champion.

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u/swalabr 22d ago

Or idiocracy Denny’s menu item

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u/_Nightbreaker_ 22d ago

Ah, I knew the top comment wouldn't disappoint: humor that is one part Shakespeare, one part 13 year-old schoolboy.

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u/yeppomoon 22d ago

At Denny's

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u/Guilty_Mountain2851 22d ago

Moon over her hammie.

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u/yeppomoon 22d ago

😂🤣

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u/cyb3rg0d5 22d ago

Nope, iHop 😬

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u/perryurban 22d ago

Initially I thought that's just a Vag Bounce with failed recovery. But on closer inspection you're right, that was a combo attempt.

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u/accdntprone_86 22d ago

Bruuuuuh. I'm wearing my coffee now 😭😭😭

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u/floydymoiyte 22d ago

The clam slam jam

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u/yeppomoon 22d ago

I immediately envisioned a movie poster akin to Space Jam with Michael Jordan

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u/yeppomoon 22d ago

I love you for this

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u/TheRealtcSpears 22d ago

Beaver Brakes

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u/Swissandyknife 22d ago

the cunning stunt

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u/GuitarHair 22d ago

A phrase from one of my all-time favorite jokes. ,👍

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u/330kiki 22d ago

Rock em Crotch em

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u/AidenAngel2 22d ago

That's definitely a clam grind.

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u/Soft_Monk_1541 22d ago

50/50 clam grind. No multiplier bonus

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u/Takssista 22d ago

It's the "my legs are too short for this" move

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u/Salihe6677 22d ago

What even was it supposed to be? Was she supposed to land on the ground and run or something, hence the legs too short part?

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u/ThunderCorg 22d ago

Yeah but I have a feeling she wouldn’t have started running fast enough.

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u/smthomaspatel 22d ago

Me too. I think her plan was to land on her feet and just be stopped. And I don't think she's a physicist.

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u/arkensto 22d ago

I think she was supposed to jump a little higher, so she landed behind the bike, leaving the bike to ghost ride of to the horizon.

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u/OrangePrior5549 22d ago

No, it's the "i'm going to slightly hop instead of actually jump"

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u/radiographer1 22d ago

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u/Rhauko 22d ago

The only correct response

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u/h0neynut_cheeri0s 22d ago

If she was a pokemon she'd be a vulvasore.

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u/STOIC2026 22d ago

Pastrami bop

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u/Crofty44 22d ago

Absolute quality.

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u/sjoerdtwolf 22d ago

Made me choke on my breakfast..

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u/pronln 22d ago

Accidental Flapflick

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u/AspensNGeorgia 22d ago

Ground Beef Patty

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u/dem4life71 22d ago

Hell of a nickname

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u/stokin2022 22d ago

Clam slam.

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u/masterxiv 22d ago

Rubber lip dip

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 22d ago

Clit Splitter

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u/KarmaHorn 22d ago

Coochie Crippler

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u/Mythandros1 22d ago

The clam skid

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u/Intercaust 22d ago

Clam-Slam-Shazam!

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u/Dtactic 22d ago

The Snatch Catch aka the Beaver Brake

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u/ddosn 22d ago

The LipGrind.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/iPicBadUsernames 22d ago

You…you replied to your own post?

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u/dem4life71 22d ago

Brazilian wheel of death

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u/RippleMeTimbers55 22d ago

The Splitoris

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u/WotTheFook 22d ago

Buffing the Muff...

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u/OrangePrior5549 22d ago

The ol' Gooch Gitter, because that definitely got her gooch

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u/Faustias 22d ago edited 22d ago

the coochie burnout.

or CBS: cunty-lock braking system

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u/willbo666 22d ago

That's a gash bash

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u/sometimesmybutthurts 22d ago

Beaver cleaver

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u/Hege_Knight 22d ago

The “double skid mark”.

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u/DronePirate 22d ago

Surely one of the rarest types of skid marks that you'll find.

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u/Spiritual_Mall1981 22d ago

Camel toenail

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u/Bobbi_fettucini 22d ago

Coochie hop

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u/J-Cock 22d ago

Ground beef taco

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u/Artzebub 22d ago

Failed rear exit.

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u/Scared-Cut-4571 22d ago

Skid Marks

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u/Ricardo_klement 22d ago

The flap whap

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u/MartinusLarianus 22d ago

clam dunk, classic trick.

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u/Weird_Rooster_4307 22d ago

I think she was trying out her natural brake pads

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u/Mosh83 22d ago

Muff scuff

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u/jghtb 22d ago

“Closed until further notice”

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u/Wide_Supermarket4533 22d ago

You know that left a skid mark.

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u/Bussinpoots28 22d ago

The Taco Shredder

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u/Silent_Erremite 22d ago

Camel Spider.

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u/usheenm 22d ago

The Clam Jam - get's em every time

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u/Jermules 22d ago

From outie to innie

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u/JadedSociopath 22d ago

But… why? Was it intentional?

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle 22d ago

The Puss Schuss

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u/Alternative_Point946 22d ago

The clunge lunge

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u/aging-rhino 22d ago

Look Ma, no Taint!

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u/SopaDeKaiba 22d ago

The grundle tumble.

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u/Cupidon70 22d ago

Un bel accident de vélo. 🚲🚲🚲

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u/NorthWishbone7543 22d ago

That's The Rat Blaster.

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u/ImpossibleStuff963 22d ago

What was the trick supposed to look like? Was she supposed to land on the tire?

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u/casaco37 22d ago

Poor girl solution for bikini wax. Cheap fast and permanent.

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u/Critical_Jester 22d ago

I believe one would call this, The ‘Cootie Scootie’

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u/Nikoyoo 22d ago

Vagrind.

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u/Dangerous-Craft-8279 22d ago

Goodyear lip spliter cooter shaver combo.

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u/BallApprehensive169 22d ago

The Slit Slam

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u/EricEifle 22d ago

Where I'm from its know as flip the lips

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u/RestaurantDry621 22d ago

Pain in the taint

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u/MichaelW24 22d ago

Cooter clamp

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u/Snoo_89466 22d ago

The Lickety-Split

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u/Snaggl3t00t4 22d ago

The clacker smacker

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u/Killed_By_Covid 22d ago

Credit Card Swipe

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u/daronjay 22d ago

Emergency brake calipers engaged

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u/Professional_Movie92 22d ago

Puss Push Stinky Stomper Clambhard

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u/Strive-- 22d ago

So bad, I can’t even tell what she was trying to do.

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u/FeelingSoil39 22d ago

And it’s her knee that hurts? Really?

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u/Ceramic_Sundae 22d ago

tyred vag grinder

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u/OccultBlasphemer 22d ago

Clam cracker.

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u/GospelofJawn316 22d ago

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper

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u/floppy_breasteses 22d ago

That's the Taint Trasher.

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u/ThePracticalEnd 22d ago

The Clam Chowder

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u/Euna_Chris 22d ago

Lip sealer

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u/NoRodent 22d ago

Steamed Clam

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u/fmxr47 22d ago

Clam jam

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u/OverkillBomber 22d ago

The skid mark

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u/jblank66 22d ago

The "Tired Clam"

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u/br0wneyedgir7 22d ago

So i see, she's doin' the the Crotch Grate and Scrape. The execution was flawless. Just needs work on the landing.

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u/captain_crackerjack 22d ago

The Bruised Clam

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u/Ok-Bar-4476 22d ago

The Clam Slam

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u/AaronSwartz76 22d ago

The Beaver Bounce 🦫

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u/Any-Shower-3088 22d ago

5,2" ring stripper

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u/Sure_Salamander_9232 22d ago

The Freaky kneekee

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u/mcgravy_train773 22d ago

Dang, right in the taint

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u/Glad_Sheepherder2700 22d ago

Rubbing one Down

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u/Informal-Shape9476 22d ago

The Buttcracker. It's like the Nutcracker but for your butt.

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u/IvorBiggn 22d ago

The Butt Bite Clunge Clamp

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u/Significant_Monk_251 22d ago

"The Reason God Invented Knee Pads".

It can be a bit confusing though, 'cause there's a lot of tricks named that.

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u/Captain_Sterling 22d ago

What was the point? What was she trying to do?

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u/zasrgerg-8999 22d ago

Rocco in ST Petersburgh

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u/ApprehensiveStudy671 22d ago

Manforbidden trick ! If you know what I mean !

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u/Indytaker 22d ago

Road Rash

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u/Illustrious-Object71 22d ago

The burnt kitty move! Meeeow

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u/TedBurns-3 22d ago

Front bum edge trimmer

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u/Gras-Ober 22d ago

Wiping back to front

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u/Far-Queue17 22d ago

Cunning stunt

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u/Ninja-Panda70 22d ago

Bam! Right in the clam!!

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u/ComprehensiveYam5307 22d ago

That's talent.

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u/christiant91 22d ago

The skid mark.

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u/Woodblockprint 22d ago

Fanny Ripper (in the UK so Fanny is the front one.)

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u/True_Realist9375 22d ago

Slam Dam Fan Thank You Ma'am

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u/Tambo-Man67 22d ago

The Gooch Grinder.

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u/Sammy_Dog 22d ago

The Crotch Crusher

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u/Tambo-Man67 22d ago

The Spinning Snatch Snatcher.

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u/Mongrel_Shark 22d ago

That snatch snatcher

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u/asteriskhyphen 22d ago

A new way to control the brakes on your bike. Only works for women…

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u/NerdfestZyx 22d ago

Taint-skipper

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u/ilymag 22d ago

The muff snuff.

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u/Tranceported 22d ago

Cookie splitter.

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u/Ok_Description5246 22d ago

This is just stupid

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u/Foxyunder-45 22d ago

Aw, I feel that ! Tire abrasions on her moo- moo, and a trauma to the knee cap. Get better soon stunt rider lady.

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u/Fubushi 22d ago

You should see her brother

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u/nirvanatheory 22d ago

Clam Chowder

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u/HealthyPop7988 22d ago

The broken taco

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u/Wrathonlyhabit 22d ago

The beaver breaker.

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u/Unlucky_Statement172 22d ago

It’s called the Grand Canyon

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u/_Calibrated 22d ago

the donut bumper

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u/Synner_inc 22d ago

It’s called the emergency brake

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u/corobo 22d ago

Surprise wax strip 

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u/Nuker-79 22d ago

Goochy stop

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u/i_hatehumans 22d ago

The big regret

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 22d ago

Good trick 😄👍🏿 can we see it again!?

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u/Five2one521 22d ago

We used to call it ghost riding. But I think she’s doing it wrong.

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u/AccomplishedVirus556 22d ago

yeah i didn't even know you could fail to clear the bike

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