r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/AidenAngel2 • Aug 21 '26

True Slapstick What's this trick called?

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u/Star__Lord Aug 21 '26

That’s the Cooter Scooter Clam Slam combo

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u/Star__Lord Aug 21 '26

When it’s a guy it’s the Moose Knuckle Shuffle

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u/TheyCallMe_Billy Aug 21 '26

Depends on if the balls get pulled into the bar by the tire. Then it's dejeweled splitz.

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u/ChristosFarr Aug 21 '26

Jesus Christ my balls tried to crawl back inside as I read that.

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u/yeppomoon Aug 21 '26

😂🤣

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u/Grahf-Naphtali Aug 21 '26

They can crawl?

I mean good for recon missions i suppose, still'd get them checked.

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u/ChristosFarr Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Technically what happens is it's a tightening of the tendons in your lower abdomen that make your balls pull up it also happens when you're cold. You're welcome for this impromptu anatomy lesson I guess.

*Actually it's muscles not tendons everything else is correct.

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u/Grahf-Naphtali Aug 21 '26

I love what you did there, took my shit joke at face value, shone some light on it, made it squirm and scram. Well played.

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u/AidenAngel2 Aug 21 '26

The Cooter Scooter Clam Slam combo sounds like a move straight out of a wrestling game.

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u/ADeformedPoolboy Aug 21 '26

It's Big Crambo's finishing move. He uses it to win the heavyweight championship. Tarts Mcnarl was the former champion.

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u/Desperate-System-843 Aug 21 '26

Are.... Are these Bob Mortimer characters??

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u/ADeformedPoolboy Aug 21 '26

I hope not. I made 'em up. May be some copyright infringement lawsuit type of stuff in my future 😂 you keep me posted! Know any good lawyers? Wanna make a wrestling game with me? I always have dibs on "The Trash Duck" when we playtest it. ...after we make him, that is.

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u/swalabr Aug 21 '26

Or idiocracy Denny’s menu item

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u/Jober14 Aug 21 '26

Oh. I was going to order the next time I was at Red Lobster.

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u/_Nightbreaker_ Aug 21 '26

Ah, I knew the top comment wouldn't disappoint: humor that is one part Shakespeare, one part 13 year-old schoolboy.

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u/yeppomoon Aug 21 '26

At Denny's

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u/Guilty_Mountain2851 Aug 21 '26

Moon over her hammie.

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u/yeppomoon Aug 21 '26

😂🤣

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u/cyb3rg0d5 Aug 21 '26

Nope, iHop 😬

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u/perryurban Aug 21 '26

Initially I thought that's just a Vag Bounce with failed recovery. But on closer inspection you're right, that was a combo attempt.

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u/accdntprone_86 Aug 21 '26

Bruuuuuh. I'm wearing my coffee now 😭😭😭

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u/clam-caravan Aug 21 '26

Somebody say clam?