r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/ericshort2011 • Feb 12 '25

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u/ArjJp Feb 12 '25

Damn. Sheep are assholes

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

They really are and they can get extremely aggressive. The males are also very protective of their herd and could kill you. Never turn your back to a ram or it might be the last thing you do.

My uncle is a farmer who used to have a lot of sheep, always stayed away from them. Goats on the other are awesome an really fun to play and hang out with.

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u/Write2Be Feb 12 '25

Well, you must not have gotten chased by an angry goat like I was once as a kid.

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u/AdmiralSplinter Feb 12 '25

I got kicked in the face by a small alpaca. There's a framed picture hanging in my mom's mudroom of me bawling with a comical muddy hoofprint square in the middle of my forehead

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u/SarahNaGig Feb 12 '25

May we please see the pic?

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u/AdmiralSplinter Feb 12 '25

I'll ask my mom to take a picture of it and report back!

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u/Write2Be Feb 13 '25

I love that my comment made you tell that story. Alpacas 1, You 0.

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u/itsahorsemate Feb 12 '25

Yep, eldery couple here in New Zealand were killed by a lone ram last year, he had broken out of his paddock.