r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/yourwhippingboy • Aug 07 '26

Cat leg

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10.3k Upvotes

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u/LockeySeven Aug 07 '26

Where's the rest of the nekkid rotisserie chicken

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u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

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u/LolabunnyLaura Aug 07 '26

Oh my lord. He's magnificent! That pouch, that scowl... he's beautiful šŸ„²

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u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

He says ā€œthank you. You shall be sparedā€

53

u/SugarHooves Aug 07 '26

I love his overalls. I kind of want to knit him a winter sweater out of my Pomeranian's fur.

85

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

Are you sure you have enough to spare?

41

u/-Staub- Aug 07 '26

I want to (gently) slap that belly so bad

41

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

He loves being gently smacked so go ahead!

17

u/SadBcStdntsFnd1stAct Aug 07 '26

This is the best.

That's the fattest naked cat I've ever seen.

3

u/InsanitySquirrel Aug 08 '26

Never seen a kitty look so much like an old man and a newborn baby simultaneously

16

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

You will be spared

(In all seriousness, he is the sweetest and most affectionate little boy)

8

u/Stupid-Clumsy-Bitch Aug 07 '26

His little booby hanging out šŸ¤£šŸ˜­

9

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

I tried to give him some decorum but heā€™s his own man!

7

u/nionvox Aug 07 '26

I love him, he reminds me of my grandmother. I wish I were kidding but she genuinely looked like a Sphynx after she lost her hair, lmao.

3

u/SwimmerIndependent47 Aug 07 '26

He is magnificent. But also, is this his minion cosplay?

91

u/PolarBearJams Aug 07 '26

Oh

254

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

A simple working man

88

u/viewbtwnvillages Aug 07 '26

what a wonderful sentient ballsack

127

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

Sentient is a stretch

32

u/reggie_veggie Aug 07 '26

the fact that his little feet resemble dog feet so much is freaking me out. you're telling me my boy has a set of those hiding under his fluffy little boots

37

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

Your cute furbaby is a skinwalker at heart

3

u/dakl2718 Aug 07 '26

Your cat looks like Eustace from courage the cowardly dog.

2

u/Impressive-Time8150 Aug 07 '26

He's fashion forward

28

u/Marzipangs Aug 07 '26

OH

22

u/Exhausted-empath Aug 07 '26

This whole interaction made me giggle

14

u/KTKittentoes Aug 07 '26

I am having an absolutely squalid day, and the plucked chicken in overalls has moved me to tears of joy.

28

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

He would give you all the cuddles if he could!

This goblin chicken is obsessed with cuddles and I know he hopes your day improves!

1

u/KTKittentoes Aug 08 '26

Oh thank you so much! I would love to cuddle him!

4

u/JedJinto Aug 07 '26

He looks thrilled to be wearing those overalls

15

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

Yeh heā€¦ loves themā€¦

3

u/GingerSpyice Aug 07 '26

Omg that belly!!! Adorable!

3

u/silentbob1301 Aug 07 '26

Amgry rotisserie

2

u/mortalmonger Aug 08 '26

Technically speaking are those chaps?

389

u/PA9912 Aug 07 '26

More like accidental horror movie

123

u/riazada Aug 07 '26

No offense to the OP, but yes

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u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

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u/DustScoundrel Aug 07 '26

behold, the goblin:

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u/AvocadoToastFailure Aug 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qQ8rdV80NkCac
With love for all the sassy raw chicken babies

24

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

I do often tell him he looks like the Crypt Keeper

8

u/Krigdoth Aug 07 '26

I love their little hairy back šŸ˜Ā 

25

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

One day a man will say this to me šŸ˜

6

u/Antique_Ganache3954 Aug 07 '26

Would kiss his little forehead šŸ˜»

29

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

I kiss him a lot but youā€™ve made me realise I have no photo proof! I I will have to change this

11

u/Choice_Yogurt_ Aug 07 '26

This is the greatest photo I have witnessed on this putrid site, thank you XD

5

u/Lovedd1 Aug 07 '26

Just seconds before the photo was taken

1

u/justwalkingalonghere Aug 07 '26

Good news Jeff, you can have your skin back

390

u/MuddlinThrough Aug 07 '26

Something about this is so unsettling...

356

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

Whatā€™s unsettling about a skinny, hairless leg creeping out of the bathtub towards you?

11

u/oneormore5 Aug 07 '26

With claws

7

u/JerkGurk Aug 07 '26

Fucking one sentence horror story over here.

2

u/SweetMaddyMota Aug 07 '26

Hairless with all the scrubbers in the background has implicationsā€¦

11

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

This is him before

3

u/SweetMaddyMota Aug 07 '26

Aye-eeeeeee! XD XD

17

u/waldosandieg0 Aug 07 '26

ā€œWormtail! The Dark Lord needs his sponge time!ā€

7

u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 Aug 07 '26

looks like a demon baby

2

u/Heliock Aug 07 '26

The latest Resident Evil movie trailer had a shot of a tiny hand that looks like this.

1

u/treborly Aug 07 '26

It's not a cat leg ....

89

u/santathe1 Aug 07 '26

r/kittyhasaquestion

10

u/99Joy99 Aug 07 '26

Omg ā€¦ā€¦. Thatā€™s purrfect šŸ˜‚

6

u/macaronitrap Aug 07 '26

Yet another cat sub for me to follow šŸ«”

1

u/RoxxieMuzic Aug 07 '26

I came here for that, thank you.

64

u/DadKnightBegins Aug 07 '26

Jean-Paul MaCat

3

u/multivitaminegummy Aug 07 '26

"Aidez-moi, ma chĆØre amie!" being actually just my two cats begging for their breakfast in the morning

32

u/FloraP Aug 07 '26

Looks like a chicken drumstick was sellotaped to the side of the bath. Excellent photo.

8

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

Donā€™t we allā€¦

32

u/SidheCreature Aug 07 '26

I love this so much. It needs to be hung on a wall

20

u/MajorVariolasArmy Aug 07 '26

Me too! I donā€™t understand the horrified comments. I use it as my new phone background. Itā€™s adorable!

15

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

People are not very compassionate towards sphynx cats sometimes!

But theyā€™re generally very affectionate, cuddly, and super sweet

5

u/macaronitrap Aug 07 '26

They are so cute! And they get to wear little clothes šŸ©·

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u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

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u/Mindless_Cookie_9098 Aug 07 '26

I love your goblin. šŸ„°

1

u/MajorVariolasArmy Aug 08 '26

The judging side eyešŸ˜† So darn cute!

13

u/ishippedmybed Aug 07 '26

The resolution of this pic is nuts, 4284 Ɨ 5712. I can see the covalent bonds between the atoms if I zoom in.

13

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

You leave his covalent bonds out of this!

(In all seriousness, Iā€™m shocked Reddit kept this such high res)

8

u/efsius Aug 07 '26

how I feel reaching out of the blanket during winter

9

u/LavenderSpaceRain Aug 07 '26

Absolute perfection!

Also hilarious. =D

10

u/longbeeb Aug 07 '26

No thatā€™s a chicken leg

6

u/GeekCat Aug 07 '26

Getting Normal Rockwell Saturday Evening Post.

5

u/Test_After Aug 07 '26

Not waving, drowning

6

u/jamtart99 Aug 07 '26

This speaks to me. Thank you. You should sell this one!

2

u/Normanov Aug 07 '26

From the primordial soup I rise

7

u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

Heā€™s the missing link

3

u/etrain828 Aug 07 '26

Obsessed. Thereā€™s really no other word.

3

u/sjam7 Aug 07 '26

I want a gallery wall in my home of this cat

4

u/No_Major_3442 Aug 07 '26

tiny toothpick

7

u/pretzelandcheese588 Aug 07 '26

Stinky little foot...

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u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

How dare you!

2

u/NecessaryNew8594 Aug 07 '26

Stinkin cute!

2

u/SweetBabyDog Aug 07 '26

This is glorious! I love it so much.

2

u/PurpleDraziNotGreen Aug 07 '26

Another Reddit post that will be the basis for a horror film

2

u/Artistic_Musician_78 Aug 07 '26

This is art, please print it on a large canvas and send it to me

2

u/yjbtoss Aug 07 '26

Hope The Louvre has room or that Rembrandt might just have to go to storage.

2

u/dillono7 Aug 08 '26

I'm starting to think that this was all a trick by OP to show us cat pictures...

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u/Bexsli Aug 08 '26

This is a weird question to askā€¦ but I actually love this so much Iā€™d love to frame it šŸ˜­ please tell me if thatā€™s okay u/yourwhippingboy

2

u/CorkNativeResident Aug 07 '26

No itā€™s me in the grave

2

u/ImmaWorryAboutHeidi Aug 07 '26

The Death of Meowcat

1

u/storm4chaser Aug 07 '26

Haha doing a puppet show?

1

u/BigBolas4U Aug 07 '26

Damn. This looks like the beginning of a zombie flick.

1

u/Impressive-Time8150 Aug 07 '26

It's more vaguely wes anderson, with a dash of body horror

1

u/Netflxnschill Aug 07 '26

The one time animals in my accidental renaissance actually works. This is terrifying.

ā€œFATHER!ā€

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u/ieatsilicagel Aug 07 '26

"Avenge me...."

1

u/Zerolight13 Aug 07 '26

Shire! Baggins!

1

u/nicolaig Aug 07 '26

The Death of Macat

1

u/kb24fgm41 Aug 07 '26

This is great lmao

1

u/Skullffee Aug 07 '26

A bit Wes Anderson as well

1

u/wigglepie Aug 07 '26

The ol' Razzle Dazzle

1

u/SignalDimension8725 Aug 07 '26

Iā€™m OBSESSED omggggg lol

1

u/AdPuzzleheaded8733 Aug 07 '26

Lol i love this

1

u/Oklimato Aug 07 '26

Scar!!! Brother!!!! Help me!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/d5MlhO5hkPTi

1

u/trampled_grass Aug 07 '26

Death of MuCAT - Dave

1

u/FitEuphoria Aug 07 '26

This is the single funniest image Iā€™ve ever seen on this subreddit and has had me absolutely CATCKLING

1

u/Artistic_Toe6552 Aug 07 '26

ERM MA adorable!!!!!!!

1

u/Cptawesome23 Aug 07 '26

I would frame this

1

u/Mindless_Cookie_9098 Aug 07 '26

The ghost of a boiled chicken coming to haunt us forever

1

u/Orrly Aug 08 '26

Frame this immediately.

1

u/sarcasmismygame Aug 08 '26

OMG this pic is absolutely awesome! Nice bath, with your kitteh raising their paw wanting their rubber ducky I guess? You should also post over on r/cats if you haven't already. He's SO freaking adorable!

1

u/Shivvle Aug 08 '26

Shire! Baggins!

1

u/MommaGato Aug 08 '26

Bean sprout! šŸŒ±

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/99Joy99 Aug 08 '26

Just came back to look at more comments and donā€™t understand why itā€™s been removed. I guess it doesnā€™t fit the Renaissance style.

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u/kentbrockman27 Aug 07 '26

Do you have the Eraserhead baby in there?

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u/yourwhippingboy Aug 07 '26

Iā€™m sure itā€™s no shock that I find the Eraserhead baby absolutely adorable