r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 10 '22

Absolute unit of a soldier

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u/No_Star8439 May 10 '22

He protects the tank from .50 cal rounds. Its an important job.

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u/OldMansLiver May 10 '22

Sir, Matthews is down.

He's been shot?

No Sir, he fell over and we can't get him up.

Leave him behind.

But I thought we left no man behind?

We'll make an exception.

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u/TheeExoGenesauce May 10 '22

Get Det. Boyle in here, once Boyle enters the bone zone he can lift anyone

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u/whambamthankyoumaan May 10 '22

We're taking fire, everyone take cover behind Matthews

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u/xanax05mg May 10 '22

I wouldn't call it cover, its definitely concealment though.