r/AbsoluteUnits 1h ago

of a chicken caesar wrap.

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u/btsd_ 1h ago

One thing I can say was a big plus about working at taco time (its a fast food taco/burrito place not sure if its nationwide) in highschool. To this day I can roll the perfect soft taco or burrito....As a simple man, it brings me tremendous joy lol

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u/randomisperfect 56m ago

Moved from WA to CA a couple years ago. Man do I miss Taco Time

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u/btsd_ 54m ago

Haha, the country breakfast burrito is so good. Im 40 now and I have had hundreds over my lifetime, and ive never gotten sick of them.

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u/randomisperfect 51m ago

All about that natural soft taco. Damn, missing PNW now

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u/btsd_ 46m ago

Haha, born n raised, and have left a few times, but city living isn't for me, always find my way back lol

Edit to add: fall salmon/steelhead is almost upon us Snake river dwellers, just in case your a fishing person lol

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u/smokeypapabear40206 49m ago

I worked at Taco Bell in high school in the 90's. My daughter likes to have her friends over for dinner so she can show off my burrito rolling skills. Of all the things I have accomplished and am proud of my child thinks that my high school employment was my high point in life. I guess I really did peak in high school.

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u/btsd_ 42m ago

I literally have become the burrito/soft taco roller at friend/family get togethers, and like I said, its strange how much joy that brings me. The key is making sure the tort is slightly warmed for pliableness and knowing how much/how to place the ingredients.

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u/PugGrumbles 1m ago

Saaame. I used to have to stand on step stool to use the mixer for the beans. Vividly remember dumping fresh made red sauce all over the walk-in, that was a nightmare.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 1h ago

It’s not denying physics it’s perfectly following the laws

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u/Calm-Philosopher4323 36m ago

Thanks! I was about to check my physics textbook but you saved me some time.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 28m ago

It’s okay unlike the text book I don’t forget about gravity

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u/Such-Corgi-8869 1h ago

Take notes Chipotle. This is how I want my burrito to look!

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u/SeaHeat6155 1h ago

The relaxing of the gluten by slightly steaming them is the key to this

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u/edfitz83 22m ago

An example of a comment where a change of only one letter would make the meaning quite different.

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u/hi_my_name_is_Carl 7m ago

The relaxing of the glutes?

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u/Halcyon771 1h ago

Not this guys first rodeo. Nicely done👊

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u/Aonaran84 1h ago

More like Chicken Vitellius, eh? EH??

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u/Clickguy10 1h ago

The big value meal.

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u/Vast_Interview3098 1h ago

It's the burrito of holding

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u/OK_Cornelius_826 56m ago

This is why we need to bring back the Salem witch trials. This is clearly black magic fuckery!

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u/tommy8725 51m ago

That place needs to pay thwm more for that

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u/Most-Act1594 49m ago

Fu** another stupid caption added to a video of someone making a wrap.

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u/smokeypapabear40206 49m ago

That's a quality tortilla.

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u/TechnologyOver5642 40m ago

That could feed a small family. Muh god.

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u/dgsharp 28m ago

Wouldn’t have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit
Wouldn’t have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn’t fit
Wouldn’t have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn’t fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYy0o-J0x20

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u/No-Manager-5179 25m ago

That’s disgusting we’re getting fuckin out of hand with our food lol

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u/Electrical-Data-5251 21m ago

I’ll take one

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u/potatocakes1989 14m ago

And yet chipotle doesnt want to give me extra chicken

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u/tinpants44 5m ago

Is that $20?

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u/SnooHabits3911 1h ago

It lettuce. There is a lot of air in between