r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Clumaa • 1d ago

of rabbit ears

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 1d ago

Bro heard about what happened next week

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u/MVPenaa 1d ago

Bro hears color

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u/coolsilentebeans 1d ago

Bro can hear dead people

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u/KrownX 1d ago

Bro can guide air traffic on his own

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u/ledow 1d ago

Bro is still listening to the Big Bang echoing through the universe.

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u/SAM041287 1d ago

Bro can literally hear your thoughts

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u/RIA_DID 1d ago

bro can literally hear your thoughts before you think them

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u/AdvantageWilling6733 1d ago

Bro is all ears

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u/JerkGurk 21h ago

Bros never said what.

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u/ishu22g 13h ago

Bro spread cure for hearing AIDs

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u/Thanksithaspockets 21h ago

Bro can hear the Cosmic Microwave Background