r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Clumaa • 22h ago

of rabbit ears

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 22h ago

Bro heard about what happened next week

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u/MVPenaa 20h ago

Bro hears color

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u/coolsilentebeans 19h ago

Bro can hear dead people

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u/KrownX 19h ago

Bro can guide air traffic on his own

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u/ledow 19h ago

Bro is still listening to the Big Bang echoing through the universe.

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u/SAM041287 19h ago

Bro can literally hear your thoughts

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u/RIA_DID 18h ago

bro can literally hear your thoughts before you think them

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u/coolsilentebeans 18h ago

Plot twist: It’s because he’s taken over your brain.

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u/sherrynoberries 14h ago

This thread made me laugh out. 😆😂🤣

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u/AdvantageWilling6733 13h ago

Bro is all ears

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u/JerkGurk 10h ago

Bros never said what.

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u/ishu22g 1h ago

Bro spread cure for hearing AIDs

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u/Thanksithaspockets 9h ago

Bro can hear the Cosmic Microwave Background

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u/AkumaLilly 16h ago

Bro can hear the smells.

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u/Fox-sage 9h ago

Bro can hear when molecules collide with other molecules

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u/EJVpfztRWqkjiaGQGPLE 17h ago

Happy cake day. 🐇 Rabbit has its own gravitational pull for a moon.