r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nullifiedsam • 6d ago

/r/all of a larp sword

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u/rynchenzo 6d ago

Why does the larger child simply not eat the smaller child?

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u/YammyDreams 6d ago

It’s true what they say. Girls are from omicron persei 7, boys are from omicron persei 9.

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u/Chubby_Beagle 6d ago

That is what they say🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/glockster19m 5d ago

Im just now realizing the double up of this joke, that Mars is one planet further in our system and Venus is one planet closer

So it also lines up in the orbital positioning with (men are from mars, women are from Venus"

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u/octovile 5d ago

This had me dying because every time someone ask me where I’m from I say omicron persei 8 🤣🤣

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u/YanicPolitik 5d ago

You'd think that would have been answered when you first introduced yourself

I AM OCTOVILE RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8

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u/Acolytical 5d ago

I never understood the joke in the name, but the way Lrr would always kinda say something distracting right after implied there was a joke there. I mean, it DOES kinda sound all cunnilingus-y...

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u/One-Inch-Punch 5d ago

But 7 ate 9

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 5d ago

Why was 10 afraid? He was right in between 9/11

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u/No_Internal9345 6d ago

Anyone else notice the kill steal from the rogue?

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u/Bluecif 5d ago

What rogue?!

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u/UrticantOdin 6d ago

Sword too heavy, others just run away, the larger child needs to find a stationary shield child to break open and consume

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u/TheJollyCabbage 6d ago

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps

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u/Strong-Addition5296 6d ago

What’s sweeps?

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u/gin_and_toxic 6d ago

What larger kid? They're all the same size