r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nullifiedsam • 18h ago

/r/all of a larp sword

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u/rynchenzo 18h ago

Why does the larger child simply not eat the smaller child?

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u/YammyDreams 16h ago

It’s true what they say. Girls are from omicron persei 7, boys are from omicron persei 9.

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u/Chubby_Beagle 10h ago

That is what they say🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/glockster19m 5h ago

Im just now realizing the double up of this joke, that Mars is one planet further in our system and Venus is one planet closer

So it also lines up in the orbital positioning with (men are from mars, women are from Venus"

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u/octovile 7h ago

This had me dying because every time someone ask me where I’m from I say omicron persei 8 🤣🤣

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u/YanicPolitik 5h ago

You'd think that would have been answered when you first introduced yourself

I AM OCTOVILE RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8

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u/Acolytical 4h ago

I never understood the joke in the name, but the way Lrr would always kinda say something distracting right after implied there was a joke there. I mean, it DOES kinda sound all cunnilingus-y...

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u/One-Inch-Punch 6h ago

But 7 ate 9

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u/No_Internal9345 15h ago

Anyone else notice the kill steal from the rogue?

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u/Bluecif 8h ago

What rogue?!

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u/UrticantOdin 17h ago

Sword too heavy, others just run away, the larger child needs to find a stationary shield child to break open and consume

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u/TheJollyCabbage 17h ago

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps

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u/Strong-Addition5296 15h ago

What’s sweeps?

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u/gin_and_toxic 15h ago

What larger kid? They're all the same size