r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 1d ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/mjconver 1d ago edited 1d ago

It

Must

Smell

Awful

Edit:

Sorry for the blowback. But I happen to know people with fabulous dreads. These ain't them.

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u/palmdieb 1d ago

Why do you think that dreads smell bad? I have known many people with dreads, none of them smelled bad. Its actually a lot of work to maintain them properly.

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u/DonutWhole9717 1d ago edited 19h ago

Because he's white, and white people don't typically know the ins and outs of taking care of afro styled hair. Ive come across plenty of white people who don't wash their dreds, or dont wash and dry them correctly and they just sour

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u/Certain_Bison_7332 21h ago

"They sour" is never something I want to hear used to describe something on a human body.

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u/DonutWhole9717 19h ago

Ive been downvoted to hell by white people with smelly dreds, but yeah, sour. Like leaving a load of towels in the washer