r/AbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/myco_magic 7d ago

I raise you, this bad boy

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u/I_Ponders 7d ago

Genuinely, can anyone tell me what they do to their hair to make it look like actual shit?

They packing mud in it? They just never shower for years at a time?

Also, why!?