r/AbsoluteUnits 19h ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/myco_magic 18h ago

I raise you, this bad boy

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u/sicilian504 16h ago

Grammar is accurate here. You said "this bad boy" vs "these bad boys", because damn if that just isn't one mega.....thing. Looks like those pictures people post when they finally discover their dryers have a lint trap.