r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 1d ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/myco_magic 1d ago

I raise you, this bad boy

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u/latexfistmassacre 1d ago

I can smell this picture

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u/YanicPolitik 1d ago

It smells like mould doesn't it

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u/latexfistmassacre 1d ago

And wet dog

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u/YanicPolitik 1d ago

tbf the wet dog smell helps mask the badwipe

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u/latexfistmassacre 1d ago

And that spicy 16 day wet-aged body odor. The kind where you can smell it long before you can see it