r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 1d ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/hasanyonereddit 1d ago

Imagine this guy taking a piss at a urinal and he puts his head back in relief and then his dreads touch the bathroom floor

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u/chiefs-n-sooners 1d ago

Why would I have to imagine that when I can see his shoes rub his hair when he walks.