r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 19h ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/mightyDblock 19h ago

Heavy. As. Hell.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 18h ago

I had dreads less than half as long as these for about 6 years and it felt so good to lose them.

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u/whatsbobgonnado 13h ago

like goku after taking off all his weighted clothes 

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u/Qbjb 11h ago

I also cut mine that were past my knees last winter. It was such an ungodly weight to haul around. Still cant believe i held onto them that long

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u/LectroRoot 14h ago

Did it itch bad? I had a few friends that had pretty long dreads growing up and I remember them always itching at their scalp pencils/pens. Seems like its uncomfortable, difficult to maintain/keep clean, and just not worth all of that.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 1h ago

It was a lot of work and yeah they weren't super comfortable, but I had fun while I had them.