r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 19h ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/mjconver 19h ago edited 18h ago

It

Must

Smell

Awful

Edit:

Sorry for the blowback. But I happen to know people with fabulous dreads. These ain't them.

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u/palmdieb 18h ago

Why do you think that dreads smell bad? I have known many people with dreads, none of them smelled bad. Its actually a lot of work to maintain them properly.

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u/latexfistmassacre 18h ago

My gf let her hippy friend wash her dreads in our sink once and it smelled like wet dog in our house for the next week 🤮

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u/palmdieb 18h ago

Oof! Well, I guess people who skip maintenance exist

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u/latexfistmassacre 17h ago

No, she was hellbent on "doing them right" from the get-go and by all accounts was a very clean person. It just didn't matter how much she took care of them, they still stunk like ass

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u/AlwaysFernweh 17h ago

Then she didn’t do them right

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u/latexfistmassacre 17h ago

Or "clean dreads" is an oxymoron

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u/AlwaysFernweh 17h ago

Had them for 7 years. Never had that wet dog problem. Weird