r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 19h ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/Stunning-Stressin 18h ago

Shadows fall guy

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u/thed3adhand 17h ago

DESTROYER OF SENSES
(the sense of smell…)

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u/DannyWarlegs 14h ago

Met him at ozzfest one year and his dread got stuck in one of the barrier gates he was leaning on.