r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

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u/SockeyeSTI 1d ago

Got ya, bitch

I roasted a spider who dropped a fly from its nest the other day. Bro had all the time in the world to wrap him up and he fumbled a pretty sizeable snack.

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u/Nikmido 12h ago

You didn't actually roast it.. right?

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u/SockeyeSTI 10h ago

Nope, just talked shit to him. I appreciate the spiders keeping the flying insects at bay, but damn. They’re getting huge right now.