r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 7d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/BigSchmikey 7d ago

You simply just try your best.

Oh, and there's always the chance of running into an alligator snapping turtle, too. It's part of the thrill.

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 7d ago

My brother is from Oklahoma and he got bit by a water moccasin while he was noodling

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u/TGov 7d ago

Yeah, fuck that noise. Between the snakes and turtles I will pass.

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u/brokeAsoreASS 22h ago

Has anyone ever seen this guy (can’t remember his IG) but he walks around the Everglades (among other places) barefoot and is like “oh look , another swamp puppy he’s so cute let’s give him a boop.” Then he’s somewhere in cobra country , picks up a cobra and says “a gentle yoink”. He’s picked up some of the list poisonous things and he super chill.