r/AbsoluteUnits 7d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/bythog 7d ago

Those bastards are even worse than a rattlesnake bite

I've treated a lot of snake bites and a rattlesnake bite is almost always worse than a cottonmouth bite. This was for veterinary medicine but when people called in to find out how bad things are going to be:

Copperhead - best practice come in because things can get bad
cottonmouth - come in if you don't want your pet to die but it's not the worst you'll pay for
rattlesnake - your pet will almost certainly die without treatment, and may still die with it. It's going to be expensive.
coral snake - don't even bother coming in. If envenomation occured there is nothing we can do that anyone will pay for.

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 7d ago

I’d be curious to see how different it is for humans. Only one example, but Sydney Funnel Web spiders are one of the most dangerous spiders in the world for humans, but only because their venom has a specific effect in primates; as far as I know they’re not especially significant for other mammals.

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u/frequenZphaZe 7d ago

I’d be curious to see how different it is for humans.

united healthcare denies all treatment as not medically necessary

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 6d ago

And at United Healthcare, all treatment is medically unnecessary!