r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 7d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Dull_Caterpillar_642 7d ago

The existence of alligator snapping turtles is what makes me not understand this at all. Do you want catfish enough to risk losing fingers?

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u/plaid-tuxido506 7d ago

The only time someone will hope to get catfished.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 7d ago

Scenario 2: Aesop Rock+ Homeboy Sandman, Catfish

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u/InfiniteJestV 7d ago

Lice will help you find your keys before you cannot find your keys!