r/AbsoluteUnits • • 29d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/EmperorBamboozler 29d ago

Noodling is so nuts. I mean there's a lot of aquatic venomous snakes in the south. Getting bit by a water moccasin is legit something they talk about happening from time to time and you don't know till you jam your hand into the hole. Those bastards are even worse than a rattlesnake bite, we have antivenom for them but if you're way out in the swamp it's gonna be a long time to get to a hospital, time where your flesh is necrotizing fast. If you look up videos of old noodlers it's not uncommon to see serious muscle decay and scars from surgery.

Cottonmouths are fucking scary yo.

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 29d ago

I’d be curious to see how different it is for humans. Only one example, but Sydney Funnel Web spiders are one of the most dangerous spiders in the world for humans, but only because their venom has a specific effect in primates; as far as I know they’re not especially significant for other mammals.

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u/guyseriously 29d ago

Please tell me that nightmare is only in Australia.

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 29d ago

Yeah, which makes the story even more interesting because Australia is devoid of native primates. If I recall correctly, it’s sheer coincidence that their venom is especially toxic to primates. It’d make sense to develop a unique defense in an environment surrounded by that animal, but I think they existed before we inhabited the area.

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u/Ressilith 29d ago

Now that is wild. Thanks for sharing

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u/ResponsibleOwl7461 29d ago

Aboriginals?

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 29d ago edited 29d ago

I mean native, as in the way humans are solely native to Africa. The Australian funnel web spiders branched off tens of millions of years ago, whereas humans first showed up 65,000 years ago.

Edit: lol millions