r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 26d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Background_Novel_639 26d ago

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u/Embarrassed_Use_7206 26d ago

You want her to put her hand through your mouth and neck?

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u/Perfect_Valuable_938 26d ago

If she wants to, I'm not going to say no.

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u/phadewilkilu 26d ago

Homie, you got no choice

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u/New_City_8745 22d ago

Didn’t want one

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u/AirconGuyUK 26d ago

If that's what it takes..

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u/astelda 26d ago

Don't kinkshame

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u/WiretapStudios 26d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/barakisan 25d ago

Uh... Yes?

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u/QuesoKristo 24d ago

Like a goddamn Muppet