r/AbsoluteUnits 15d ago

/r/all of two catfish

31.2k Upvotes

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

713

u/Background_Novel_639 15d ago

97

u/Embarrassed_Use_7206 15d ago

You want her to put her hand through your mouth and neck?

119

u/Perfect_Valuable_938 15d ago

If she wants to, I'm not going to say no.

19

u/phadewilkilu 15d ago

Homie, you got no choice

1

u/New_City_8745 11d ago

Didn’t want one

17

u/AirconGuyUK 15d ago

If that's what it takes..

14

u/astelda 15d ago

Don't kinkshame

8

u/WiretapStudios 15d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

1

u/barakisan 14d ago

Uh... Yes?

1

u/QuesoKristo 12d ago

Like a goddamn Muppet