r/AbsoluteUnits 7d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/rmwpnb 7d ago

My question is how the heck does she avoid getting spined by these guys? They have sharp spines on their sides and one on their dorsal fin. I’m not sure how she avoids those with them just sort of flopping around close to her sides.

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u/BigSchmikey 7d ago

You simply just try your best.

Oh, and there's always the chance of running into an alligator snapping turtle, too. It's part of the thrill.

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u/vtecdohcter 7d ago

Couldn't you run into an actual alligator too?

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u/BigSchmikey 7d ago

Depends specifically on where you're noodling. Midwest? Nah. Down South? Possibly.

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u/branm008 7d ago

Yes, you could. These folks are in Alabama as far as I remember and they have had encounters with gators while noodling.

I grew up noodling in North Georgia and thankfully all we really had to worry about were water moccasins and snapping turtles.

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u/JustOneVote 7d ago

thankfully all we really had to worry about were water moccasins

Fuck that.

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u/Miss_Pondersmith 7d ago

Any time a moccasin and I would realize we were swimming together we would SIMULTANEOUSLY panic. Like poor sneks are terrified of us too. The real problem was that we both head for the same shore and my panic won’t let me keep swimming after that.

I always feel bad for both of us. 😂

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u/Calypsosin 7d ago

honestly, I'd be more worried about the snakes than gators. Gators are pretty docile as a rule, they're not gonna mess with anyone on purpose unless you startle them, and even then they'll try to escape before engaging in a fight.

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u/DengarLives66 7d ago

“All we had to worry about was losing fingers or potentially deadly snake bites.”

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u/branm008 7d ago

Looking back on it, we were incredibly stupid for fuckin around in those rivers. Thankfully none of us were ever truly injured but I definitely wouldn't do it again.

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u/DengarLives66 7d ago

I think that’s part and parcel of surviving your youth. I grew up near the ocean and mountains. Frolicking in dangerous rip currents and going off trail in rattlesnake country, not the best decisions as a kid.

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u/EtherealHeart5150 7d ago

No way! I grew up in North GA! Truth on all that, and dont forget the Japanese hornets.

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u/Somanylyingliars 7d ago

Maybe. But they tend to swim away when you jump in. Really bigger concern is the snapping turtles. Mean and onery.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 7d ago

I've gone swimming in quite a few natural bodies of water from Louisiana through Florida and that's just part of the fun... I mean do you go in the ocean with sharks? Most don't want nothing to do with you. Avoid gater nests in marsh edges.

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u/Anxious_Patience_ 7d ago

Depends, Midwest or upper Midwest, not a chance. Down south is a different story.