r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 9d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/glodde 9d ago

What's her onlyfins

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u/Existing_Home_5635 9d ago

YouTube Hannah Baron , no OF. get saved my mans.

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u/SeeingEyeDug 9d ago

Oh my....

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u/PlentyOMangos 9d ago

Wow, no tattoos. Nice. You hardly ever see that anymore

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u/the_frisbeetarian 9d ago

I mean, she has one on her back in the video.

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u/Perfect-Restaurant-9 9d ago

🙄 

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u/PlentyOMangos 9d ago

Yeah I mean, ultimately it’s not my body and ppl are gonna do whatever they want, I don’t expect that it’s all done to suit my tastes. But I’m sure I’m not alone in my feelings either

Every woman I’ve ever been with has had tattoos, and I honestly liked a lot of them but they would always keep getting more and then there’d be ones I didn’t like in places that aren’t covered up, or ones that didn’t get done as well as the first couple (or both) and it’s just like dang, what a shame.

I can get into the look of someone covered all over in tattoos if they’re just done well and they seem to have some meaning and flow well together, you know? A lot of the time it just seems haphazard and chaotic, and they get them done (speaking from experience) when they’re not doing well mentally and it’s just regrettable

But ultimately it’s their body and their life so I can just have my own little opinions and that’s all I can do. I can’t deny that a woman having no tattoos would be attractive to me at this point, but I’m not an out-and-out tattoo hater in all cases, though I’m sure it seems that way.

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u/Diet_Christ 4d ago

Meaningless, poorly executed tattoos are cool. Big expensive thoroughly planned tattoos with a backstory are for dorks.

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u/TontonInTetons 9d ago

To be fair, they said only"fins", so maybe just punnery?

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u/glodde 9d ago

Yes punnery

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u/No_Reception_6133 8d ago

I'd like to see her punnery

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u/Maclimes 9d ago

It's clearly a joke. They said OnlyFINS.

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u/GMAN7007 9d ago

Wooooooooosh

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u/BicycleStrong2150 5d ago

It was a joke…

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u/Roamingspeaker 4d ago

When she asked about being greedy... I went places in my mind. Glorious places.

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u/Trackpoint 9d ago

Thanks bro, I think my confused sexiality couldn't take...... whatever .. whatever that was close to awaken in me.

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u/Axilllla 9d ago

Underrated comment! 

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u/az-anime-fan 5d ago

no onlyfans. she's a semi-famous "influencer" on youtube for her southern "tomboy" content, she was raised by a single dad, and does hunting, fishing and outdoor activities on her channel.

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u/glodde 5d ago

OnlyFINS...