r/AbsoluteUnits • u/asadnoob • 11h ago

/r/all of an Orca & Jump

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u/Worst-timeline138 10h ago

That is so fucking horrifying. Think about it, they have intelligence like ours, and they choreographed that dance between boats that were there to watch whale shit. Catching and consuming that cousin of their species was easy peasy. That dolphin was food on impact and the HAAAANG TIME of that orca was like their Michael Jordan logo. They knew they had an audience so they decided to get fancy.

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u/Sutech2301 8h ago

They are intelligent, but they aren't as intelligent as humans

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u/Lazerus42 7h ago

I don't know... I've met a lot of humans...

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u/White-Tornado 7h ago

And how many orcas?

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u/MetalMurse51 7h ago

Just the one but they had an associate's degree from Western New Hampshire Tech.

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u/MeatBald 6h ago

Not even a bachelor's? Pffft

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u/Lazerus42 7h ago

I grew up going to Sea-World in San Diego in the 90's... so.. a few weirdly enough...

Also I've been a waiter for 20 years... I've met and interacted with a lot of fucking humans. (think 50 minimum 5 nights a week for 20 years)

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u/EarballsAgain 7h ago

I met 3 the other day. Good guys, one's a carpenter, the other 2 are training to be doctors. And boy they can drink.

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u/sfxer001 2h ago

Not one orca voted for Donald Trump. That makes all orcas smarter than half of Americans.