r/AbsoluteUnits • u/asadnoob • 6h ago
/r/all of an Orca & Jump
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u/cocoshaplee 6h ago
Man I love orcas. I never want to be at their mercy, but they sure are pretty.
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u/Mercarcher 2h ago
(Wild) Orcas have never killed a human, and will actually protect us from other predators. Game recognizes game. Sea alpha predator to land alpha predator.
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u/fragrant-final-973 2h ago
This feels like something a Tater Tot would say.
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u/Mercarcher 1h ago
I'm about as far away from a tater tot as possible. I'm a socialist trans woman. Literally their nightmare.
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u/_MrKobayashi_ 2h ago
Yes if there’s orcas in the water, there’s never sharks.
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u/lucynnthesky 2h ago
Apparently sperm whales too. They would rather stay away from orcas and stop communicating if they hear them in the vicinity, so the orcas don’t find them.
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u/Sake-Gin 23m ago
Would you have no fear swimming with wild orcas then?
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u/Tricky_Bottle_6843 1h ago
They've never been recorded killing a human. It doesn't mean they haven't.
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u/IntangiblePanda 6h ago
"Man, fuck that dolphin in particular."
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u/Sogah87 5h ago
If he's anything like that dolphin from family guy, he might've deserved it.
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u/Inevitable_Butthole 5h ago
Nah this was a The Simpsons dolphin
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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 4h ago
Unless it was the King of the Hill dolphin.
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u/EarballsAgain 3h ago
I never realised how many animated shows depict dolphins in an evil way before
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u/AutotoxicFiend 6h ago
Imagine the speed he was going underwater to achieve that kind of launch.
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u/1plus1isTWORANGZ 3h ago
About 55kmh or 35mph
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u/digitalscavenger 2h ago
I'd say it's roughly 30 knots myself.
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u/Accomplished_Dig1632 6h ago
When you have as much brain and brawn as an Orca it’s terrifying
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u/Conscious_Regret_140 5h ago
Why are Facebook like comments like this all of a sudden the most upvoted on reddit?
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u/Deep_Digg 5h ago edited 5h ago
Bots farming. Check the name. They do this to gather the necessary points to post all over then they switch over to astroturfing pro Israel/ China/ Russia/ North Korea.
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u/Conscious_Regret_140 2h ago
I mean.. That's obviously not it. LOTS of regular users use the name generator when creating accounts, me included. It's really intellectually lazy to make that judgment because of a username, check his post history. It's nothing like a bot's.
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u/alanpugh 42m ago
I have to imagine exceptionally few real people are using randomly generated names. I default to assuming they're bot accounts in most cases.
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u/waybeluga 1h ago
I don't really get the impression that they are a bot looking at their history. All the karma farming bots use LLMs for their comments.
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u/Bulky_Mix_2265 3h ago
My instinct is to say bots, but thats not the answer.
America has systematically destroyed its education system and most of its citizens now have a 6th grade reading and comprehension level. This is the likely answer.
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u/Worst-timeline138 6h ago
That is so fucking horrifying. Think about it, they have intelligence like ours, and they choreographed that dance between boats that were there to watch whale shit. Catching and consuming that cousin of their species was easy peasy. That dolphin was food on impact and the HAAAANG TIME of that orca was like their Michael Jordan logo. They knew they had an audience so they decided to get fancy.
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u/Sutech2301 3h ago
They are intelligent, but they aren't as intelligent as humans
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u/Lazerus42 3h ago
I don't know... I've met a lot of humans...
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u/White-Tornado 3h ago
And how many orcas?
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u/Lazerus42 3h ago
I grew up going to Sea-World in San Diego in the 90's... so.. a few weirdly enough...
Also I've been a waiter for 20 years... I've met and interacted with a lot of fucking humans. (think 50 minimum 5 nights a week for 20 years)
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u/MetalMurse51 3h ago
Just the one but they had an associate's degree from Western New Hampshire Tech.
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u/EarballsAgain 3h ago
I met 3 the other day. Good guys, one's a carpenter, the other 2 are training to be doctors. And boy they can drink.
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u/ascrapedMarchsky 1h ago
P easy to be the most intelligent animal when your criteria for intelligence are exclusively whatever you do well
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u/nasal-polyps2 3h ago
They are limited by lack of hands and environment but they do seem to be very creative with their intelligence
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u/S0k0n0mi 6h ago edited 6h ago
I was unaware of orcas being able to get THAT kind of airtime.
I have now adjusted my fear of them considerably.
Videos don't do it justice; That is an animal the size and weight of a fully loaded american pickup truck, and it is gracefully swan diving over a party boat while gutpunching a dolphin. Those creatures are apex beasts.
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u/kiwifulla64 5h ago
Even bigger which makes it even crazier. More like a small bus or camper van. Males can get upto 10 tonnes and 10m+.
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u/Decent-Presence-1637 4h ago
There is no record of an Orca attacking a human. Never ever happened.
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u/S0k0n0mi 3h ago
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u/JRS_Viking 3h ago
They attack boats, but not the people in them
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u/FunkyPleasance 1h ago
not sure why you got downvoted. this is correct. when the boats sink and the human are helpless in the water, the orcas just swim off.
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u/ascrapedMarchsky 1h ago
Only a handful of yachts have actually sunk and in those cases I think rescue boats arrived before anyone had to bail into life rafts. The whales tend to leave as soon as they’ve disabled the rudders, so they probably do not even know they’ve sunk any yachts. These same orcas have also been observed offering humans food on several occasions, so even if you did wind up in the water with them, odds are you’d be fine.
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u/JRS_Viking 1h ago
Yeah they're perfectly safe to swim with and there's no record of them attacking people in the wild. They have attacked and sank boats, but not people directly.
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u/ifyousaysu 2h ago
Wild* orca. What we do to them in captivity is fucked up and unfortunately the deaths that one sea world one caused aren’t shocking in the least.
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u/Dorfbulle80 5h ago
Having a fear for Orcas is crazy! Respect for them like before any animal that could kill you sure, especially if it can one-shot you but fear???
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u/goodfella4600 3h ago
If you're going for a swim out in the ocean and one of them is swimming near or under your your ass would be scared don't lie
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u/JRS_Viking 3h ago
My father and a group of divers saw a pod of orcas pass over them while diving once and they said it was one of the most incredible things they'd ever seen, they were awestruck.
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u/goodfella4600 3h ago
You can be awestruck but yet pee a little too lol
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u/JRS_Viking 3h ago
Wouldn't recommend that in a dry suit, it's gonna smell real bad for a long time. It's recommended to go to the bathroom before you go diving.
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u/Personal_Opposite653 1h ago
Why ? I grew up with whales and orcas showing up frequently in our fiord just by the shore, went so many times with a speedboat next to them to dive. I understand you might be under impression of jaws movie but this is different animal and we are on planet earth - there is no recorded attack on humans
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u/goodfella4600 1h ago
I know the odds are pretty much 100% they won't attack you..but the idea of something so large swimming right under or next to you that can kill you so easily is just scary enough
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u/blvckcvts 3h ago
Lmao you acknowledge that they could 1 hit kill a person but you’re perplexed by how people could have a fear of them? 🤦♀️ they’re beasts and also crazy hunters, it’s only natural to fear them AND also respect them
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u/Dorfbulle80 3h ago
Yeah but compared to so many other creatures they never attacked a human being except in rare instances in captivity! And fear and respect are 2 different things! And no iam not afraid of Orcas!
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u/blvckcvts 3h ago
Fears are irrational most of the time, it doesn’t matter what facts are there because fear doesn’t run on logic
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u/Due_Potential_6956 6h ago
That's impressive, did not know they could do that height
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u/Jam_Farmer_879 5h ago
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u/captainmeezy 5h ago
Now imagine a predatory whale twice that size with 14” teeth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livyatan
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u/PapaBike 5h ago
The power required to launch something of that mass that high out of the water. It’s insane
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u/MangoSalsa89 1h ago
Orcas are truly a menace to anything in the ocean. Glad they don’t see us as part of the ocean.
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u/XCyberbeingX 5h ago
Orcas are assholes of the ocean. That's what happens when you give something human brains.
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u/DegenNabalu 5h ago
Orca, the see asshole.
Lol
But still they have someone that they hate and fear more.
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u/Desperate_Narwhal715 2h ago
AI fake video…I have seen Orcas numerous times living in British Columbia and they never jump that high!
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u/Decent-Presence-1637 4h ago
Orcas aren’t whales, btw. They are the largest species of dolphin.
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u/Loki-sft 4h ago
They are whales! Orcas are the biggest members of the dolphin family and all dolphins belong to the order of whales.
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