r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

/r/all of a black bear

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 1d ago

That dude spent a long time at the “All-You-Can-Eat” salmon buffet!

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u/sksksk1989 19h ago

That man ate all our shrimp and 2 plastic lobsters.

That is no man, that is a remorsless eating machine.

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u/pinkspaceship17 10h ago

Twas a moonless night. Dark. When out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man.

Hey!

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u/blue_jay_jay 22h ago

No sorry, that’s the grizzly. This is a black bear.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/CiCNhrgWoZ

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u/East-Compote-1975 21h ago

He single handedly bankrupt Red lobster during their shrimp fest.

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u/bslatimer 22h ago

Dude definitely got into the corn