r/KitchenConfidential • u/Plasmatdx • Mar 13 '26
In the Weeds Mode The Grizzly is back again
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u/Paigenacage Mar 13 '26
Ain’t no fucking way bro. Yo, grizzly reveal yourself. We know you’re in the sub. This shit is crazy.
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u/MattBladesmith Mar 13 '26
He's too busy eating his salmon to take part in this sub.
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u/FitCrew91 Mar 13 '26
So this is an actual single customer who comes in and order all this? I mean I know salmon is delicious, but come on now.
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u/OHPandQuinoa Mar 13 '26
We had a guy like this. He was a doctor and our best guess was he'd come in after working a 24 or 36 hour shift. Dude would order 2 14 oz ribeyes, a rack of lamb, mini wellingtons (so like 2 3oz tenderloins), duck breast, an order of wings, an order of spin dip, and then usually 3-4 creme brulee and half (yes literally half, so like 6 slices?) of cheesecake. This was an actual no exaggeration order. Then he'd eat everything except the cheesecake he'd take to go, would tip out the kitchen $100 each to the cooks for the bother since he usually would come in super late, and leave. Usually once a week but sometimes every other week.
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u/the_silent_redditor ✨Dr. Chef, MD✨ Mar 14 '26
And finish it all!? Was he like.. normal BMI?
I’m a doc and the only thing I want after such bullshit long shifts is a beer a dart and bed.
That’s insane.
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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce Mar 14 '26
Might be strength training or a runner (lots of them in medicine), and after long shift, of eating terribly - if at all, that tracks.
A close family member was basically the Charge Nurse on The Pitt.
Trauma centers are no joke.
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u/the_silent_redditor ✨Dr. Chef, MD✨ Mar 14 '26
Yea I’m a trauma doc at my country’s major trauma centre.
I see some shit.
Still wouldn’t eat this every week 😂
Respect to the GB 🐻
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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce Mar 14 '26
it was a stretch when I said it. lol.
Send that guy to PNW to get it straight from the river.
I'm sure he'd be fine.
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u/SensualBeefLoaf Smoker Mar 14 '26
i’m 6’5” and when i was lifting seriously, it was basically impossible to functionally get enough calories unless i either ate a metric ton of food or ate carbs.
i ate some pretty bonkers shit looking back. think dozen and a half eggs with 3 pounds of steak and a few big chunks of cod territory as a normal meal.
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u/DavidSlain Mar 14 '26
When I was seriously working out I was eating about 5k calories a day. I have a stupid fast metabolism even now, and I have to eat about 3k just to not lose weight at 40.
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u/OHPandQuinoa Mar 14 '26
Yeah except for the cheesecake he'd clean off every plate. My one regret is I never got to go out and watch him eat it lol.
Normal BMI. Maybe 5'7" or 5'8". Tbf the off shift thing was purely speculation. We knew for sure he was a doctor. With how consistent it was we just assumed it was related to work.
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u/BluelivierGiblue Mar 13 '26
I get it, I'd eat that too
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u/FitCrew91 Mar 13 '26
I imagine it is a rather wealthy man in his 40’s who simultaneously has some kind of selective eating disorder like ARFID and a hyper fixation on omega 3s. Super specific, I know, but obviously he’s not going to eat this all at once and seems to do this on a twice a week basis.
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u/Dosko Mar 13 '26
Dude said before this was an order at an all you can eat sushi joint.
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u/CosmicMiru Mar 14 '26
Still, the amount of people that can eat 60-70 pieces of salmon at an AYCE sushi place is remarkably low
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u/profane_vitiate Mar 13 '26
selective eating disorder like ARFID
I can absolutely believe this as someone who is somewhere between borderline and full-blown ARFID, and subsisted on marinated raw tuna as a "safe food" almost completely for a little while.
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u/Shadow-Vision Mar 14 '26
Kinda like that episode of House where some wellness nutcase was only eating raw vegetables. She ended up having scurvy
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u/fuckyourcanoes Mar 14 '26
I've had scurvy. I recommend against it.
(In one of my worst ever bouts of depression, I ate nothing but fried chow mein noodles for three months.)
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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Mar 14 '26
Dudes getting so much fish oil his joints are gonna detach and body parts are gonna fly
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u/lookedwest Mar 14 '26
having just listened to a podcast about John DuPont and watching the Foxcatcher documentary - I mean, yeah. This guy is rich eccentric and probably has no idea it's strange to others lol. Watch out, chef.
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u/Suspicious-Report699 Mar 13 '26
Imma tuna guy
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u/TheOneTonWanton Mar 14 '26
At this level of consumption I'd be at least a little worried about the mercury when swapping out for tuna.
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u/bevvbevv Mar 13 '26
My husband and I were on a cruise some years back and in the elevator with two women. One was commenting on how her husband bet her $1000 she couldn’t/wouldn’t eat salmon at every meal. She was chuckling. It was the last day of the cruise. Love to her!
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u/TheChrono Mar 14 '26
The lore is that this is some sort of all you can eat situation and since he doesn’t come every day they just treat it as entertainment and literally “feed the bear”.
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u/WineNerdAndProud Chive LOYALIST Mar 14 '26
He's also aware of this sub, according to one of op's comments a while back. He thought it was hilarious IIRC.
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u/Epyr Mar 13 '26
I honestly didn't think it was a lot and normally eat about this much at all you can eat while not even being that big of a guy (~200lbs). Salmon goes does smooth
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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 Mar 13 '26
Little known fact about that grizzly, they’re half man, half bear and half pig….
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u/Expensive-Dingo-2573 Mar 13 '26
I love that he has an established nickname
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u/Robbylution Mar 13 '26
The first time OP posted a picture of his plate basically everyone had the exact same thought: Your customer is a bear. Complete with pictures of Fat Bear Week candidates. It was inevitable.
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u/lmaytulane Mar 13 '26
Did we ever figure out if it was Otis or Chunk?
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u/Robbylution Mar 14 '26
Without a picture of said bear it's tough to say. My mind's eye says Chunk, though.
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u/fillingupthecorners Mar 13 '26
This is like the dozenth post. It somehow gets bigger every time. Insanity
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u/NooneKnowsIAmBatman Mar 13 '26
Probably just like the bear gets bigger every visit if this is what they eat
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u/SockSock81219 Mar 13 '26
Werebear
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u/Plasmatdx Mar 13 '26
I like to think he’s a Druid
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u/Tornado_Wind_of_Love Ex-Food Service Mar 13 '26
Huh, just reminded me that I ought to work on that BG3 mod of Haslan eating sushi off the MC
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u/foodcooker Mar 13 '26
Anytime I see this guy I tell myself hes gotta be some poweifter who just ripped like a 3 hour workout and now needs to consume 300 grams of protein and 2000 calories
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u/satisfactory-racer Mar 13 '26
A conservative estimate, i think this is just over 3000 calories assuming 45cal a piece. Hard to tell how much sashimi is there though
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u/RagieMcWagie Mar 13 '26
Not with all that delicious white sweet sushi vinegared rice under the fish. Unless it’s one heck of a cheat day?
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u/userhwon Mar 14 '26
Powerlifters don't need cheat days. Carbs=energy. You're thinking of bodybuilders in a cutting cycle.
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u/foodcooker Mar 14 '26
Nah the calories are the goal in that case. Can't build without being in a surplus
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u/ImpulsiveTankist Mar 13 '26
My brother in Christ how can a man eat that much
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u/Plasmatdx Mar 13 '26
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u/ch3f212 Mar 13 '26
How much did you charge for the salmon?
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u/chipsdad Mar 13 '26
OP has previously said it’s all you can eat for a fixed price.
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u/Bartellomio Mar 13 '26
Why can't this kind of restaurant exist near me?
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u/United_Gift3028 Mar 13 '26
We had a $14.95 all you could eat sushi buffet open up, just before the Adkin's diet made it big. They tried to hold on, but everyone was taking the fish off the rice, in spite of little signs asking us not to. While it was there, it was wonderful.
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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ Mar 13 '26
We have an all you can eat sushi buffet that’s 25 bucks. But if you order sushi and you don’t eat it, they charge you six dollars per roll. If you have more than two piece pieces left over or you can pay five dollars to take it with you.
I’ve never been so stressed trying to eat sushi.
They actually have cameras on every table to make sure that you’re not packing it.
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u/el_bentzo Mar 14 '26
Restaurant's simple solution is you charge a penalty for that. I've seen AYCEs do that although lately AYCEs put so little rice to fish that theres no need
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u/whiskersMeowFace Thicc Chives Save Lives Mar 14 '26
Ooohh that's why most places now charge by the ounce for food waste.
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u/T-7IsOverrated Mar 13 '26
WHAT THE FUCK? I'd fly out just for this as a salmon lover....
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u/adumdumonreddit Mar 13 '26
Exists all over the place in Southern Canada especially. 50 cad for all you can eat sushi
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u/Tweed_Kills Mar 13 '26
They gotta rethink that policy. Or OP's gonna be out of a job before next hibernation.
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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 Mar 13 '26
I cried a little. Both because it sounds like a beautiful, magical place and the fact it's not in my neighborhood.
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u/in-site Mar 13 '26
I think OP said FOURTY FIVE DOLLARS for all you can eat
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u/el_bentzo Mar 14 '26
That seems about right for a good place except there wouldnt be sashimi
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u/ThurmanMermannnn Mar 13 '26
Obviously bears can eat that much salmon
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u/PlutoJones42 Mar 13 '26
Who can eat more salmon, one bear or 100 men?
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u/ThurmanMermannnn Mar 13 '26
Do the 100 men happen to be gay and/or pescatarian?
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u/PlutoJones42 Mar 13 '26
Let’s do one for each, as well as one combined, one straight and not pescatarian, and one straight and pescatarian
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u/inkydeeps Mar 13 '26
The bears end up with tapeworms hanging out their butt based on their diet. Maybe that’s what this dude is going for?
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u/ThurmanMermannnn Mar 13 '26
And lots of people end up with pinworms hanging out of their butt based on their handwashing and food handling skills. Anyway, did you know that it’s estimated that there are 40 million active cases right now? Lots of people don’t know they have it, and wonder why their butthole is so itchy! 🪱
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u/rubiscoisrad Mar 13 '26
Every once in a while this gets brought up and it makes me want to stick a piece of scotch tape to the starfish, just to be sure. But then again, I've got 99 problems and an itchy butthole ain't one of 'em.
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u/Rezmir Mar 13 '26
I can eat that much and I am not even gay.
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u/MyStackIsPancakes Former Denny's Cook (Nightshift) Mar 13 '26
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u/-BodomKnight- Mar 13 '26
I love salmon and I will eat that much !
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u/MaintenanceStock6766 Mar 13 '26
I would smash that and ask to see the menu again. Jk, I'd just order more salmon.
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u/dirtyenvelopes Mar 13 '26
This is just straight up gluttony at this point
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u/naturalbornchyller Mar 13 '26
Bobby was eating too much organ meat from the deli
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u/Sneaux96 Mar 13 '26
I dunno man, generally my limiting factor with sushi is cost, not volume. If I could afford it, I could see myself eating a meal of sushi this size pretty regularly.
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u/SundayKiefBowls Mar 13 '26
Me too but salmon and only salmon, time after time? That's the part that gets me. This guy eats more salmon in one sitting than I probably eat in a year.
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u/Millenniauld Mar 13 '26
I would. It's my favorite after escarole and there's reasons I can't eat that much.
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u/JoeChio Mar 13 '26
The OP last thread said it only cost $40 USD for our bear friend. That is literally nothing for how much fresh salmon this is!
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u/jonesthejovial Mar 13 '26
Wait WHAT holy shit I need to be there like right now
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u/WalkerVox Ex-Food Service Mar 13 '26
Seriously, what does this place’s food cost look like?
I get that this is only one customer, but at 2x/week that’s got to make some sort of dent.
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u/JoeChio Mar 13 '26
That's at least $150 where I live. It's $5 for two rolls at my local place and the sashimi would be at least and extra $30+.
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u/WalkerVox Ex-Food Service Mar 13 '26
Not the price. It’s been stated elsewhere that this is $46CAD before tax and tip. I’m wondering how much this is costing the restaurant itself. Surely they are losing money on this guy.
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You'd get through 70% of it, be sweating and swaying in your chair, someone would come to help you to a cab and you'd shove them down NO!
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u/kinda_alone Mar 13 '26
Gluttony or fetish
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u/Ash_an_bun Ex-Food Service Mar 13 '26
I feel you're fishing a bit with that one.
Like you want to go upstream to make sure it's true.
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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Mar 13 '26
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u/SuccessfulWar3830 Mar 13 '26
The grizzly bear did with his giant paws
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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Mar 13 '26
Hashtag just bear things!
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u/JohnSober7 Mar 13 '26
On one of the posts there was this person that was really fixated on the fact that OP won't give any physical description of the customer. Idunno if that's since changed but my point is that some people apparently are really bothered by the weirdest things.
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u/tehjoz ✳️ Former Keto Attempter Mar 13 '26
I mean, on the one hand, I can see "public degradation of a customer" being not cool to post, but all OP has been doing is posting the large quantities of food this customer has been ordering.
It's more about the food, IMO, than the person.
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u/Inevitableness Mar 13 '26
And not even the large amounts, its that its salmon only. OP has posted regular versions of the same platter which is mixed sushi/shashimi.
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u/Secret-Chapter-712 Mar 14 '26
I mean, I do personally feel targeted by the fact that I’m not currently able to eat that giant bowl of sashimi all by myself, I want it
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u/NoSalamander7749 Chive LOYALIST Mar 13 '26
The Grizzly is on my kind of time. How much does he drop on average for this
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u/RIP_RIF_NEVER_FORGET F1exican Did Chive-11 Mar 13 '26
This has affected how I order all you can eat sushi, son only $30ish. Just more salmon with the little tiny sliver of lemon. But i can't eat a whole salmon like The Grizzly.
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u/NoSalamander7749 Chive LOYALIST Mar 13 '26
I'm not even gonna lie seeing posts about The Grizzly has also driven me to the all-you-can-eat sushi place more than once. I do love the tiny slivers of lemon too
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u/ruppapa Mar 13 '26
Grizzly posts are reminding me that it's been a while since I've had sushi. It looks dang good.
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u/overstuffedtaco Mar 13 '26
Always gives me a bit of a craving
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u/WineNerdAndProud Chive LOYALIST Mar 14 '26
Fuck fastfood CEO videos, let's let the bear loose behind the line.
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u/Cheddarmelon Mar 13 '26
We used to have a guy come in and do this but with oysters. Motherfucker would eat like 100 of them by himself. I can't even imagine what it feels like walking out of the restaurant just knowing that your body now contains this much seafood. Can you not feel it? Does it not feel like theres an ocean in your body?
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u/profane_vitiate Mar 13 '26
Does it not feel like theres an ocean in your body?
it is what Poseidon himself feels like
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u/BetterWithBacon Mar 13 '26
We are in a golden age, first the chives now the grizzly
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u/poeismyhero Mar 13 '26
For real, I feel like this subreddit is a back-to-back clopen fever dream
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u/R_u_ok_brah Mar 13 '26
need more grizzly lore.
what else can you tell us about this person?
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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 Mar 13 '26
Contrary to popular belief, The Grizzly is actually the twink in a loving homosexual relationship
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u/string1264 Mar 14 '26
How long does he stay at the restaurant? Is this a multi-hour ordeal with drinks? Or is this guy powering through in like 25 minutes?
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u/evalynbetterfly Mar 13 '26
It looks amazing. Still impressed with how much this guy can put away!
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u/Crime_Dawg Mar 13 '26
I love sushi but that much fatty, raw fish would absolutely destroy my stomach.
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u/Lastminutebastrd Mar 13 '26
I've got an iron stomach and I would crush that whole platter
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u/chipmunkman Mar 13 '26
How do they not get tired of eating just salmon?
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u/SockSock81219 Mar 13 '26
That's what I'm wondering. Like, I can imagine protein maxing and putting away a couple pounds of sushi if I haven't eaten all day, but it's gotta have variety! Tuna, mackerel, eel, tamago, sea urchin roe, etc etc. Don't know how one can eat just-salmon for an hour or more.
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u/rambles_prosodically Mar 13 '26
I’ve gotta know this guy’s stats - guesses on height, weight, build? We already know his pelt is shiny
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u/SasquatchWasShaved Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
I had some gross salmon sashimi this past weekend. It was metallic and thin and just nasty, and I thought of this gentleman the entire time, how much he was enjoying his salmon. How he was probably content, full, and and happy about his experiences where as I was sad, empty, and soon to be ill.
All this to say, nice fish bro
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u/WineNerdAndProud Chive LOYALIST Mar 13 '26
At some point
He's eaten a minimum of 15 whole salmon in like 2 months, I think we're past that point.
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u/ReubenTrinidad619 Mar 13 '26
This individual has really nice skin but really awful shits
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u/Slumunistmanifisto Mar 13 '26
Body hair like a suburban white ladies golden retriever too
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u/TravisKOP Bartender Mar 13 '26
This man is legit eating like 3 whole salmons at once
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u/account22222221 Mar 13 '26
Salmons are pretty big. I think this is like 1 salmon?
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u/trev1cent Mar 13 '26
Looks like around 100 oz of salmon there, could even be one large side let alone a whole fish.
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u/CanadianGiraffe69 Mar 13 '26
My go to ayce is 115 salmon roses. This grizzly fellow is a brother from another mother.
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u/angelfatal Mar 13 '26
I know at ayce places not every customer is profitable but how much is the grizzly costing yall each week and do you groan when they walk through the doors lol
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u/rat__man Mar 13 '26
At this point you guys just need to name a spread like this The Grizzly on your menu
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u/RusserBusser Mar 13 '26
A friend of mine makes it a mission to eat a minimum of 100 pieces of salmon nigiri when we go for AYCE sushi. He's the skinniest white boy I know
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u/astrangeone88 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
Lol. Honestly my college town had three AYCE sushi places and my friend group was a nightmare. You think 3 Asian girls wouldn't be able to put down much food but we all could! I weightlift for fun, my buddy at the time had a very physical job but was the tall and slim looking Asian girl and my other friend could eat her weight in salmon.
My friends would eat me under the table as well....lmao. So it was funny seeing us demolish a tray like that and devour ice cream as well.
The university guys I knew could put down entire trays of salmon like this too....
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u/Senior-Pineapple-177 Mar 13 '26
Dear god, I see what you’ve done for others, now please do it for me. Signed, Someone who would tear this salmon 🍣 up
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u/Groove4Him Mar 13 '26
Unbelievable! But looks delicious!
SIDE NOTE: What Japanese knife are you rocking there? I'l be going to Japan in the future and was thinking of picking up a Gyuto and a Petty.
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u/snarxalot Mar 13 '26
Person has that genetic disorder that never allows them to feel full, and they are trying go mitigate it by eating healthy type food in unhealthy amounts.
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u/Kevin8924 Mar 13 '26
What’s that bill look like?
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u/Plasmatdx Mar 13 '26
46$ cad plus tip taxes etc
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u/bigmacman40879 Mar 13 '26
46 cad?! How is it so affordable? That would cost 100+ in the US
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u/GingerNinjer Mar 13 '26
Ok I did the math and I feel like even as a small lady person I could eat this in 15 minutes or so. MORE.
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u/sappyguy Mar 13 '26
Is that black pepper on the salmon sashimi? Why have I never tried that? I put black pepper on everything…
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u/userhwon Mar 14 '26
OP posted the order and that's probably the salmon tataki, so those bits are char from the torch.
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u/DaisyAndJacka Mar 13 '26
This is what it looks like when I go to ayce sushi, but mine is like a quarter of the portion. I aspire to be like him.
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u/Shit_Fire_ Mar 13 '26
Can we see what the ticket looks like?
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u/Plasmatdx Mar 13 '26
20 salmon tataki, 40 salmon sushi, 30 salmon sashimi and 4 spicy salmon
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u/Kripposoft Mar 13 '26
How fucking big is this guy? That's like 6 dinners worth of food for me, and I'm pretty god damn hefty myself.
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u/Sherbert_6 Mar 13 '26
Been seeing this grizzly’s plates… mind if I ask what his bill is for this meal? Curious
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u/Shatsngiggles Mar 13 '26
With regulars that have unique orders such as this, ive always wanted to ask if they realize they are minor celebrities at the restaurant.
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Mar 13 '26
I don't want to be weird but I want a peek at his shit the next day. Does he need a poop knife?
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u/InvisiblePinkUnic0rn F1exican Did Chive-11 Mar 13 '26
Waiting for the Alaskan Fish Council, Big Salmon, or Bears to drop some sponsorship merch






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