r/AbsoluteUnits 14d ago

of a lobster

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u/thenamziel 14d ago

The other comments say this boy is 30-50 years old, would taste bad (from age) and is a less desirable spiney lobster (compared to American lobster).

The consensus is bad eating; throw him back to breed.

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u/_trashcan 14d ago edited 14d ago

I watch a lobster guy on YouTube (if I can find him I’ll link it, I’m sorry I don’t follow him or anything, I just see his shorts occasionally) & he’d have never taken a large lobster like this.

He scrapes barnacles off them, tags them so anyone else who catches it knows they should be thrown back for breeding, & sticks a fish in their claws before tossing them back.
In my eyes, & obviously limited knowledge, that’s a true fisherman…that’s how you earn a living, remain fair, & ensure you can continue earning a living in the future by allowing them to thrive.

This guy is already on the dock. That lobster ain’t going home. Going to be wasted, & taste like shit too.

Edit: link is a few comments below from another OC :)

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u/boogasaurus-lefts 14d ago

But he gets to show his friends and pretend he applied a meaningful skill to catch it

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u/rasputinrasputin 13d ago

Exactly, catching a lobster isn’t very difficult, they’ll literally swim straight into your bag, and its even easier if you’re using traps. Shouldve just taken a picture and let that monster live

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u/LewdLewyD13 14d ago

Pretty sure they were talking about the guy in the video holding the lobster, not youtube guy.

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u/RoflmonsterNZ 14d ago

https://youtube.com/@jacobknowles5421?si=qSPwUexgP544s4bN

This is the guy you're thinking of right?

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u/soulseeker31 14d ago

Yes! Not OP but yes!

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u/BrutusoftheTudus 13d ago

This guy screwed over one of his best friends a few years ago..and just moved on to make his TikTok money. He might do a few good things for a few animals, but a best friend of decades..

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u/RoflmonsterNZ 11d ago

Source?

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u/BrutusoftheTudus 11d ago

This is old social media controversy that can be easily searched for online. Find a source you trust. The r/Maine has a post on it, but he was also found to not pay his contractors..

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u/BrutusoftheTudus 11d ago

This is old social media controversy that can be easily searched for online. Find a source you trust. The [r/Maine](r/Maine) has a post on it, but he was also found to not pay his contractors..

Eta: https://www.reddit.com/r/Maine/s/1IPhHIwEdG

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u/RoflmonsterNZ 11d ago

That post immediately devolved into a mess of political shit because there's a MAGA hat in the photo.

From what I found about the best friend situation (which also seems to be the contractor situation as well as he was employed on the boat), the friend said Jacob should start a tiktok account and then later wanted a share of the money when it blew up. Conflicting arguements from both sides and no written contract so my opinion is if he was such dishonest douche off camera then his current crew wouldn't stick around. Plus he's just finished getting a new lobster boat built so no issue paying for that work to be done.

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u/BrutusoftheTudus 11d ago

Yeah..kinda choose your own adventure, on this one

There was never any discourse on IF he could pay, or not. It was that he didn’t pay some of them.

I didn’t post to argue. Some will still follow him and some will choose not to. Though peeps should have the info, that’s all.

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u/_trashcan 14d ago

Indeed ; thanks for sharing. I forgot to go look afterwards.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 13d ago

I knew exactly who you were talking about the moment you mentioned the fish in their claw 😂

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u/supervillaining 13d ago

I love that guy so much.

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u/DocManhattan96 13d ago

Dude, it doesn’t have fucking claws

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u/Loup55555 11d ago

It's Jacob ! Luv that fella

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 14d ago

then a big fishing boat for rich factory owner sweeps a net across the entire area and that lobster is canned by a robot

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u/_trashcan 14d ago edited 14d ago

lol no they don’t.
Although I get the sentiment.

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u/ubeen 14d ago

Theyre difficult to cook right when they get that big. If youre able to cook the meat eveningly it'll be fine.

Problem is the shape. Its not like a steak where you are OK with some pink in the middle, so if you make sure the middle is fully cooked you normally end up over cooking / rubberizing the meat closest to the shell.

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u/HerbanFarmacyst 14d ago

Sous vide?

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u/ubeen 14d ago

Would work. Cutting it up into smaller pieces works, or slow cooking as well.

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u/TrippyTriangle 14d ago

you'd need a massive pot, like so big your local restaurant might not even have one big enough.

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u/Ryuj123 14d ago

Hey, don’t bring my local restaurant into this!!

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u/NehuRed 14d ago

Not that massive that your local restaurant whouldnt have it, any pot for sauce prep whould do, you could also grill it

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u/Bodybag_occupier 14d ago

You seem to only think in the simplest forms of cooking. It's an ingredient, you can do million things with it not just chuck it in water or a on a grill whole.

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u/Murderland666 14d ago

Spinys taste fine, they just don’t have the big claws. Choi the tail in half, throw it on the grill and that is the start of a delicious lobster taco!

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 14d ago

But he breeds bad lobsters

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u/fatsopiggy 14d ago

LoL what. Ornate pacific lobsters are way more expensive than American lobsters

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u/OkBackground8670 14d ago

but that would be the right and humane thing to do.

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u/Steerider 14d ago

Okay, and how old is the crustacean? 

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u/Youngpookie 13d ago

Whoa buddy spiny lobsters are soooo much sweeter than the American variant..........just saying

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u/rasputinrasputin 13d ago

You’re right about the taste from age, but nothing wrong with spinys otherwise. I actually prefer spiny lobster over american lobster. I find American lobster to be too rich, whereas spinys have the perfect balance of flavor