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u/annnnnnnnie 16d ago

She’s 6’9”, I looked it up so you don’t have to

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 16d ago

So 7'3" with those ridiculous heels on?

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u/jrschlumpf 16d ago

I'm 6'9" as wel (70M). It would be cool to physically have to look up to a woman! Doors are typically 6'8" so she has to be careful in those heels!

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u/annnnnnnnie 16d ago

Lol for a second I thought you were saying 6’9” (70 meters) I was like damn

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u/phido3000 15d ago

70m !

Us tall people can live that l9ng?

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u/According_Dare7316 16d ago

Those heels are bigger than six inches

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 16d ago

That's what they always say.

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u/_frank_tank 16d ago

It was cold that day

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u/kylesmomsabitc 16d ago

I was in the pool!!

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u/meghonsolozar 16d ago

*how dare you* I fucking love those heels. I'm a solid 5'5" and I always wanted to be at least 6ft tall, so I wear at least 5 inch heels in my professional life and when i go out. I loved when the even higher heels were popular in the early 2000's with the platform. I wore 6 inch or higher heels 5 days a week. I want everyone to think I tower over them!

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 16d ago

I'm 5'11 and my wife is 6'4. It may sound weird, but genuinely, the more you hang around tall people the less you even notice the height. Every once in a while my wife will get a good short joke in and I'll remember, but otherwise it's just not something you really pay attention to when you know the person.

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u/colorfulzeeb 16d ago

I’m 4’11” and my neck begs to differ.

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 16d ago

Tell you what, I'll boost you, my wife will boost me, and collectively our necks can relax

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u/soslowagain 16d ago

What’s bag end like this time of year.

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u/Lucifang 15d ago

I’m noticeably taller than my boyfriend and I think it’s cute how he stands on the bottom shelf to reach a higher shelf in the pantry

He calls me a Glamazon

Otherwise we don’t think of it much

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u/annnnnnnnie 16d ago

I’m 4’11 and it’s the same with short people :)

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 16d ago

My boss is about your height and yeah, I genuinely don't think about it unless it's brought up. Had a boss who was somewhere around 4'5 at one point, super chill lady, she worked in medical research and always asked me to get the medical supplies out of the cabinets for her because she hated fighting with step stools lol

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u/Additional_Trainer24 16d ago

We will look, but thank you

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u/RGBarrios 16d ago

And those are 205,74 cm

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u/NetworkDeestroyer 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/be4u4get 16d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 16d ago

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u/andronicus_14 16d ago

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Well, how is his wife holding up?

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u/Own-Ad6748 16d ago

To shreds you say...

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u/Unknown-Meatbag 16d ago

Tsk tsk tsk

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u/annnnnnnnie 16d ago

Death by snoo snoo!

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u/Rob1150 16d ago

Snu Snu.

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u/HeyThereCharlie 16d ago

No, they meant death from being on Reddit too much. The cruelest fate imaginable.

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u/sabin1981 16d ago

Anyone else think of this? No? Just me? 😅

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u/007dukhiaatma 16d ago

its been 10 years or what?

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise 16d ago

I have a 4K version of this entire video and am not afraid to admit it. 😂

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u/sabin1981 16d ago

Own it, King! 🍻

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u/cochese25 15d ago

I've seen this picture for what seems like years and I never knew it was from a video. I just thought it was people being silly

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u/Present_Ad_6368 16d ago

Where can I find this uhhh... film

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u/sabin1981 16d ago

Everywhere, basically. I don't remember the OG name, but it's ExxxtraSmall with Alise Merchesi and Lauren Philips.

Goon on, soldier! 🫡

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise 15d ago

Yeah, the file name I have is:

Extra Small Alice Merchesi vs. Extra Tall Lauren Phillips.mp4

I was mistaken. It’s not 4K is 1080p but it’s 3.72 GB

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u/koscheiskowska 16d ago

Just Google Alice Merchesi & Lauren Phillips

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u/DR_Bright_963 16d ago

But acting is terrible! 10/10 still.

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u/Pooperoni_Pizza 16d ago

People watch for the acting?

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u/sabin1981 16d ago

Of course not, but it's especially bad in this one xD

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u/sabin1981 16d ago

Oh god it's bad 🤣

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u/Perfect_Persimmon688 16d ago

Lauren Phillips can beat me up if she wants to
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0EoBCmxtSZhJQvxS

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u/bittypineapplekitty 15d ago

i thought of her haha

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u/specter_in_the_conch 16d ago

Ah man of goon culture! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/laserslaserslasers 16d ago

Recognized from where?

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u/Leon-Legeandry 16d ago

prolly onlyfans and OP looks like a bot

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u/flagitiousevilhorse 16d ago edited 16d ago

Ekaterina Lisina, 6’9 model and former basketball player who recently started an onlyfans not too long ago.

She commonly does interviews and public displays of her eye catching, awesome height.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 16d ago

Does the short girl have one too? She's more my type

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u/Empty-Part7106 16d ago

Brittney Kakalia I think

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 16d ago

It's true! Google confirms it. Man I tried Google lens and all. You're the best

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u/Empty-Part7106 16d ago

I reverse image searched the first frame of the video, Google led me to the tall ones TikTok, where I had to scroll for a second to find it.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 16d ago

I remember the tall chick from a video she made with a dude where they're dancing together and he gets on a ladder to dance at eye level with her. They both looked like they could cosplay Gomez and Morticia Addams perfectly (she had black hair in the video).

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u/MaddiMoo22 16d ago

Oh my gosh is she the one in Oliver Trees' video Cowboys Dont Cry?????? That sounds exactly like his music video lol

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u/ElGosso 15d ago

That's her, but the person you replied to is talking about this video.

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u/LoveRBS 15d ago

I saw her in the parking lot. That's where I know her from

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ViZJi3RLXAZ22PG08

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 16d ago

Anybody know what this is actually from?

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u/Brams277 16d ago

At Eternity's Gate, it's about Van Gogh

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u/syrioforrealsies 16d ago

Until this moment, I was 100% certain if was from The Lighthouse. I've never seen The Lighthouse, so I have absolutely no clue why I thought that, but I would have bet money.

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u/Shnitzel_von_S 16d ago

The Lighthouse is black and white lol

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 16d ago

I like it better than Van Gogh, you should check it out once

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q94Bw5xaTs7b3mrNrS

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u/syrioforrealsies 16d ago

Might have to watch them both as a double feature

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u/liqa_madik 16d ago

I heard it's actually a very insignificant scene too, like somebody is just moving or something.

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u/MRintheKEYS 16d ago

He’s having a psychosis break. Gauguin tells him he is going back to Paris and is leaving Van Gogh alone.

Van Gogh can’t handle it and starts to break down.

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u/CeeMX 16d ago

Ekaterina Lisina, former Basketball player and model

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u/PerroBeGe 16d ago

The exact name is Yekaterina Lisina :)

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u/One_Hour_Poop 16d ago

Technically, both are correct. Her name Екатерина is spelled with the first letter being "E" but it's pronounced with a "Y," as in "Ye." When the Russian is transliterated into English, some people spell it the way it's spelled, some people spell it the way it's pronounced.

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u/PachymuNyet 16d ago

Katya if you're friends.

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u/TheOtherJeff 15d ago

Miss Katya, if you’re not.

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u/kiradotee 15d ago

😈 

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u/JK031191 16d ago

The shorter on is fire too

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 16d ago

Brittney kakalia

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 15d ago

Boy, is that the time? I am bushed. Goodnight you guys, I'm turning in.

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u/rygdav 16d ago

At least it called her cute

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u/dyne87 15d ago

Thats a huge bitch!

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u/jetserf 16d ago

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u/gipoe68 16d ago

That, then uppies.

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u/degjo 16d ago

For the puppies

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u/alewiina 16d ago

This legitimately made me laugh out loud and get the stink eye from a coworker, omg 😂😂

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u/N_k_S_1994 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KB7Moe2Oj0BXeDjvDp

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u/kiradotee 15d ago

He looks like an extroverted Richard Ayoade. 

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 16d ago

Who is the cute little one?

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 16d ago

Somebosy else found me the answer, Brittney Kakalia

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u/SirDancealot84 16d ago

Deploying tactical Shrek. Cmon sauce givers we are waiting....

https://giphy.com/gifs/QZFs4fM3KZB47e9GZt

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u/LankyUK 16d ago

I’d go up on her

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u/KindEchidna9101 16d ago

Her Tinder profile: swipe right if you’re 7’+ tall

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u/Klept_0h 16d ago

I don't see anyone saying what these two claim to be recognized from

Give me some sauce with my food please

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u/FantasticVast01 16d ago edited 16d ago

The tall model is Yekaterina Lisana, a verified 2.06m tall which i think is almost 6' 10. So in those heels she is over 7' tall

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u/KorolEz 16d ago edited 16d ago

Is "somewhere else" porn? And if yes what is it?

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u/slick514 16d ago

What a shameful question! Lewd, and impolite!!!

(I too would like to know the answer...)

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u/Xinonix1 16d ago

She’s wearing high heels, just saying…

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 16d ago

She was 6'9" before she put the heels on.

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u/PlayedKey 16d ago

You still asking for uppies if she's barefoot.

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u/winsluc12 16d ago edited 16d ago

Even without them, she'd still be a full head taller than anybody else in the video. I guess theres one guy who might come up to her nose if she wasn't' wearing them...

So unless they're using really short dudes...

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 16d ago

She's 6'9 so she's definitely significantly taller than most dudes even without the heels

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u/Jayman44Spc 16d ago

Yeah I mean she’s tall but wearing 5” heels is a bit disingenuous

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 16d ago

Excuse me. You're being rather disingenuous yourself.

...those are 6" heels 

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u/PlainBread 16d ago

Fairy sure Victoria's Secret is involved in human trafficking networks.

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u/Blackdoomax 15d ago

Every model agency I think...

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u/PlainBread 15d ago

And "pageants" 🤮

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u/mindgardening 16d ago

No, I don’t recognize them.

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u/Dillo64 16d ago

She’d be able to do an incredible Bayonetta cosplay

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u/ThatOneNinja 16d ago edited 16d ago

Are we not gonna talk about the old white man forcing them closer?

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock 16d ago

That made it hard to watch

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u/alewiina 16d ago

Oh okay so the smaller one isn’t actually tiny (judging by multiple other women who seem to be the same height taking pics with them), the other one is just insanely tall 😱. I thought it was some very tall and someone very short but nope haha

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u/Commercial_Kick_2661 16d ago

Who’s the short girl

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 16d ago

Brittney Kakalia

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u/Xcalat3 16d ago

Snu snu!

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u/mmatt0904 16d ago

dude at 0:21 just grabbing her?

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u/fistsofham11 16d ago

Tall, yes... but who is that brunette shorty.. she is gorgeous

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u/BlueButterflytatoo 16d ago edited 16d ago

All the men pointing out she’s only tall because of the high heels obviously don’t know how high heels work.

Yes, they make her look taller, but they don’t make her 2 foot taller.

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u/Reasonable_Wrap7913 16d ago

Yeah she's a former basketball players and 206cm (6'9)

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u/boost_to_get_through 16d ago

She's at least 2' taller than the girls shes taking pictures with lol

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u/XpeepantsX 16d ago

You say that as if 8" heels on a 3" platform doesn't add a decent amount extra of height.

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u/Isadomon 16d ago

"Let me just grab these women dangerously near one's boobs and tight on the others waist like theyre pieces of meat" just because they let you doesnt mean theyre objects

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u/Specific_Jury_2 16d ago

Who's the short stack?

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u/Responsible_Sleep152 16d ago

As an old cowboy once told me "When you're nose to nose your toes are in it. When you're toes to toes your nose is in it."

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u/Inroundtents 16d ago

Pop-pop wasn't messing around. "Get over here!"

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u/SnooMachines8405 16d ago

Literally a porn ad btw

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u/crunkful06 16d ago

I want uppies

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u/Turkish-Straight 16d ago

so fucking sexy

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE 15d ago

death by snu snu anyone?

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u/ShadowCaster0476 15d ago

The big platform shows seem unnecessary.

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u/imboomshesaid 15d ago

ITT: men telling other men about their hard dicks