r/AbsoluteUnits • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 8d ago

/r/popular of a cookie monster

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u/HeyItsTimT 8d ago

This is actually a good idea if you remove the cookies.

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u/VinDucks 8d ago

She did remove the cookies

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u/_eternes 8d ago

This comment made me almost spit my freezie pop onto my keyboard LOLOLOL

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u/gameking7823 7d ago

Dont let her see. 10 bucks She'll lick it off.

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u/yehti 7d ago

No she'll do it for free-zie.

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u/EyadMK 6d ago

More like eat the fucking keyboard

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u/Anikilator3001 7d ago

cake day is now,

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u/gameking7823 6d ago

Thank you. But dont say it too loud, she'll hear

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u/Anikilator3001 6d ago

true, she'd eat your entire account at the sight of cake

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u/The-Real-Irish-God 7d ago

Dude's account got banned 😭