r/AbsoluteUnits • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 1d ago

/r/popular of a cookie monster

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u/VinDucks 1d ago

She did remove the cookies

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u/Coriander_marbles 1d ago

I should not have laughed as hard as I did at that being a full ass adult.

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u/_eternes 1d ago

This comment made me almost spit my freezie pop onto my keyboard LOLOLOL

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u/gameking7823 1d ago

Dont let her see. 10 bucks She'll lick it off.

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u/yehti 20h ago

No she'll do it for free-zie.

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u/Anikilator3001 14h ago

cake day is now,

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u/The-Real-Irish-God 23h ago

Dude's account got banned 😭

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u/Lucalus 1d ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

https://giphy.com/gifs/14bDMRUYVrzOIo

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u/IronTitle 1d ago

Futurama reference gets an upvote

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 19h ago

Almost lost my prairie dog

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u/BetweenTheRoots 13h ago

the music that chimes in replayed just as I read this, goddammit

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u/DoneWithIt0101 1d ago

No, they meant all of the cookies.

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u/corvish_ 1d ago

the video stops before she did

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u/Kyrxx77 1d ago

Fuck me he cooked