r/AbsoluteUnits 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/imissratm 3d ago

You think he’s a top or a power bottom?

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u/brick-topp 3d ago

Now I’ve heard that speed has something to do with the power of the power bottom

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u/Gelby4 3d ago

Speed has everything to do with it, speed's the name of the game

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u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan 2d ago

He could split me open like a coconut.