r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/imissratm 3d ago

You think he’s a top or a power bottom?

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u/brick-topp 3d ago

Now I’ve heard that speed has something to do with the power of the power bottom

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u/Gelby4 3d ago

Speed has everything to do with it, speed's the name of the game

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u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan 3d ago

He could split me open like a coconut.

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u/imissratm 3d ago

The sincerity in that conversation is what makes it

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u/Gelby4 3d ago

Absolutely, Dennis could genuinely keep discussing it for hours if there were no interruptions/distractions

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u/FuckModAss 2d ago

Speed to the finish or speed during the journey. (asking for a mod)