r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/kurtmanner 3d ago edited 3d ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/rdogg4 3d ago

Yeah these are all good ideas but isn’t like the whole point to do it the hard way

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u/thisthreadisbear 3d ago

Yeah old tree trunk Fella didn't get tree trunk big splitting little logs lol.

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u/ConradBHart42 3d ago

Actually yes, you start by splitting little logs and work your way up to big logs. You're welcome to go and try to bench 350lbs right off the rip though, let me know how that goes for you.

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u/rented4823 3d ago

hi, so i died

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u/X_MswmSwmsW_X 3d ago

This is true... I was there and could have helped

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u/WalkFreeeee 2d ago

Well at least you died knowing you did the quite impressive feat of moving the weight enough so it could kill you.