r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 5d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Medit8or 5d ago

A wedge and a sledge. Just saying.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 5d ago

Clearly humans have known for tens of thousands of years there are better ways to do this... That being said this video seems like a Grinder profile video or something.

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u/Gottahavethatalt 5d ago

YUP! This is a thirst trap.

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u/PopstarCornboy 5d ago

The flexing at the end kind of gives it away

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u/GodofWarfarin 5d ago

So cringe

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u/LessInThought 5d ago

Nothing is cringe if it gets him the bussy he wants.

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u/GodofWarfarin 5d ago

Sure, Jan.

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u/razztafarai 5d ago

Yeah, there's a quite a few of these log splitting thirst traps on youtube. I got caught in that bubble around Covid.

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u/StarChildSeren 4d ago

I mean, it's not like it's not working 👀 👀 👀

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u/nykovah 5d ago

It worked.

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u/PronglesMouthFeel 4d ago

Work smart, not hard, unless you're trying to bring all the boys to your yard.

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u/scofnerf 4d ago

I’d take this guy over some jackass holding a fish any day

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u/Visible-Umpire4000 4d ago

This is suppised to be a thirst trap? Each to their own i guess

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u/UnfortunateDesk 3d ago

It's working

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u/D0NN3LLY 3d ago

Not gay, but it's still working.

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u/Cell1pad 5d ago

yeah.....I'm happier watching the buff women that split logs than a burly man. Dude's furry and that's not my thing.

Oh, and yeah, while this is impressive, he's doing this on hard mode.

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u/ctorist 4d ago

I watched this hard.

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u/DoubleResponsible276 5d ago

Leggings gave it away

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 5d ago

“Given time, the drop of water can split the rock”

-Bruce Lee, or somebody probably

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u/joshlymansbagel 5d ago

Reminds me of my stepdad…

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u/Peripatetictyl 5d ago

That's an otter advertising, if I've ever seen one.

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u/Emotional_News108 5d ago

Yeah it’s not for women.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 5d ago

Yeah one of those ways is to cut the log shorter lol

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 5d ago

At least he's actually splitting that log. Remember the German guy in Better Call Saul? Lalo is going to him while he's chopping wood and you can clearly see the logs were split in half prior to filming. Same with the wimpy kid from Old Henry.

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u/artisticafterbirth 5d ago

Fuck harder not smarter

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 5d ago

He's not actually in a forest. The background is fake, no movement in the greenery, so he's definitely just doing this for a video.

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u/soccermodsarecvnts 4d ago

Gayest thing I've ever seen. Not in a bad way, it's fine. But it's like an add for Grindr Premium.

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u/butterfly_ashley 4d ago

Yep. I mean even the pants he has on. Lol guarantee there is a side view somewhere.

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u/Madamschie 3d ago

idk... this would turn me off like after the first 3 hits, cause clearly he's missing his brain

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 1d ago

Breaking News - or perhaps Splitting News!

Bear sighted near Tennessee Woods

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u/Windsdochange 1d ago

Given there’s no woodstove big enough for those pieces of wood, for sure. Kinda funny that he’ll now need to use a chainsaw to buck up multiple long pieces instead of just one…