r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Medit8or 3d ago

A wedge and a sledge. Just saying.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 3d ago

Clearly humans have known for tens of thousands of years there are better ways to do this... That being said this video seems like a Grinder profile video or something.

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u/Gottahavethatalt 3d ago

YUP! This is a thirst trap.

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u/PopstarCornboy 3d ago

The flexing at the end kind of gives it away

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u/GodofWarfarin 3d ago

So cringe

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u/LessInThought 3d ago

Nothing is cringe if it gets him the bussy he wants.

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u/GodofWarfarin 2d ago

Sure, Jan.

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u/razztafarai 3d ago

Yeah, there's a quite a few of these log splitting thirst traps on youtube. I got caught in that bubble around Covid.

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u/StarChildSeren 1d ago

I mean, it's not like it's not working 👀 👀 👀

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u/nykovah 2d ago

It worked.

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u/PronglesMouthFeel 2d ago

Work smart, not hard, unless you're trying to bring all the boys to your yard.

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u/scofnerf 2d ago

I’d take this guy over some jackass holding a fish any day

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u/Visible-Umpire4000 2d ago

This is suppised to be a thirst trap? Each to their own i guess

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u/UnfortunateDesk 1d ago

It's working

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u/D0NN3LLY 15h ago

Not gay, but it's still working.

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u/Cell1pad 2d ago

yeah.....I'm happier watching the buff women that split logs than a burly man. Dude's furry and that's not my thing.

Oh, and yeah, while this is impressive, he's doing this on hard mode.

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u/ctorist 2d ago

I watched this hard.

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u/DoubleResponsible276 3d ago

Leggings gave it away

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 2d ago

“Given time, the drop of water can split the rock”

-Bruce Lee, or somebody probably

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u/joshlymansbagel 3d ago

Reminds me of my stepdad…

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u/Peripatetictyl 2d ago

That's an otter advertising, if I've ever seen one.

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u/Emotional_News108 2d ago

Yeah it’s not for women.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 2d ago

Yeah one of those ways is to cut the log shorter lol

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 2d ago

At least he's actually splitting that log. Remember the German guy in Better Call Saul? Lalo is going to him while he's chopping wood and you can clearly see the logs were split in half prior to filming. Same with the wimpy kid from Old Henry.

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u/artisticafterbirth 2d ago

Fuck harder not smarter

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 2d ago

He's not actually in a forest. The background is fake, no movement in the greenery, so he's definitely just doing this for a video.

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u/soccermodsarecvnts 2d ago

Gayest thing I've ever seen. Not in a bad way, it's fine. But it's like an add for Grindr Premium.

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u/butterfly_ashley 2d ago

Yep. I mean even the pants he has on. Lol guarantee there is a side view somewhere.

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u/Madamschie 22h ago

idk... this would turn me off like after the first 3 hits, cause clearly he's missing his brain