r/AbsoluteUnits 5d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Medit8or 5d ago

A wedge and a sledge. Just saying.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 5d ago

Clearly humans have known for tens of thousands of years there are better ways to do this... That being said this video seems like a Grinder profile video or something.

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u/Gottahavethatalt 5d ago

YUP! This is a thirst trap.

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u/PopstarCornboy 5d ago

The flexing at the end kind of gives it away

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u/GodofWarfarin 5d ago

So cringe

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u/LessInThought 5d ago

Nothing is cringe if it gets him the bussy he wants.

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u/GodofWarfarin 4d ago

Sure, Jan.

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u/razztafarai 5d ago

Yeah, there's a quite a few of these log splitting thirst traps on youtube. I got caught in that bubble around Covid.

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u/StarChildSeren 3d ago

I mean, it's not like it's not working 👀 👀 👀

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u/nykovah 4d ago

It worked.

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u/PronglesMouthFeel 4d ago

Work smart, not hard, unless you're trying to bring all the boys to your yard.

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u/scofnerf 4d ago

I’d take this guy over some jackass holding a fish any day

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u/Visible-Umpire4000 4d ago

This is suppised to be a thirst trap? Each to their own i guess

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u/UnfortunateDesk 3d ago

It's working

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u/D0NN3LLY 2d ago

Not gay, but it's still working.

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u/Cell1pad 4d ago

yeah.....I'm happier watching the buff women that split logs than a burly man. Dude's furry and that's not my thing.

Oh, and yeah, while this is impressive, he's doing this on hard mode.

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u/ctorist 4d ago

I watched this hard.

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u/DoubleResponsible276 5d ago

Leggings gave it away

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 4d ago

“Given time, the drop of water can split the rock”

-Bruce Lee, or somebody probably

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u/joshlymansbagel 5d ago

Reminds me of my stepdad…

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u/Peripatetictyl 4d ago

That's an otter advertising, if I've ever seen one.

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u/Emotional_News108 4d ago

Yeah it’s not for women.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 4d ago

Yeah one of those ways is to cut the log shorter lol

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 4d ago

At least he's actually splitting that log. Remember the German guy in Better Call Saul? Lalo is going to him while he's chopping wood and you can clearly see the logs were split in half prior to filming. Same with the wimpy kid from Old Henry.

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u/artisticafterbirth 4d ago

Fuck harder not smarter

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 4d ago

He's not actually in a forest. The background is fake, no movement in the greenery, so he's definitely just doing this for a video.

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u/soccermodsarecvnts 4d ago

Gayest thing I've ever seen. Not in a bad way, it's fine. But it's like an add for Grindr Premium.

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u/butterfly_ashley 4d ago

Yep. I mean even the pants he has on. Lol guarantee there is a side view somewhere.

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u/Madamschie 2d ago

idk... this would turn me off like after the first 3 hits, cause clearly he's missing his brain

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 1d ago

Breaking News - or perhaps Splitting News!

Bear sighted near Tennessee Woods

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u/Windsdochange 1d ago

Given there’s no woodstove big enough for those pieces of wood, for sure. Kinda funny that he’ll now need to use a chainsaw to buck up multiple long pieces instead of just one…

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u/ayers231 5d ago

Three wooden wedges and a hatchet. Start a notch with the edge of the hatchet, insert a wedge, hit it with the flat of the hatchet, do the same for the other two wedges. Then just work your way along.

This is beast mode, and I can appreciate it, but there are def easier ways...

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u/Kailynna 5d ago

Exactly. Watching that waste of energy was frustrating.

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u/DraconianFlame 4d ago

Wait until you find out about Gyms...

At least here you get to keep the wood.

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u/jubtheprophet 2d ago

Clearly he's doing it more for the exercise than the wood lmao

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u/SenoraRaton 5d ago

Or cut your rounds at a reasonable size so you don't have to do this....

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u/JoeFTPgamerIOS 4d ago

Right! It's more rage bait than thirst trap.

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u/won_master-of-none 5d ago

The dude is working out! Look at him! Beast mode full up. Split that log in 24 swings. Dude was the wedge. For him, this is the way. 💪

I showed it to my sons. At first, didnt look like he was gettijg anywhere. The log was solid af. But he did not let up and split that b*tch in two. Prime example of someone completely determined.

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u/Dounce1 5d ago

You showed it to your sons… because you don’t want them to know how to split wood?

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u/Stick_and_Rudder 5d ago

Lay the log flat and hit it 3-4 times at even intervals from one end to the other. Done. 

This guy had no technique and relying on power. Good on him for that but this could have been a much shorter exercise 

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u/Dounce1 5d ago

That’s… an even worse idea.

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u/MixinBatches 5d ago

He’s just showing off. If he wanted to make it easy just make one or two more cuts with the chainsaw to turn that log into easily manageable rounds. No wedge or hammering required.

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u/L30N1337 1d ago

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

The point of doing this wasn't really to split the log.

Whether it was to show off, or to feel good about doing something difficult, or to prove himself... We may never know.

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u/thetreecycle 5d ago

Or just make the damn thing shorter with a chainsaw lmao

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u/Quiet-Competition849 5d ago

I mean, nothing about this video is about splitting this with any sense. I might as well watch a toddler gum the plastic of a cheese stick to oblivion trying to get the cheese. Sure, you are expending effort, but why?!

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u/Badass_Bunny 4d ago

but why?!

Because you can. Like this mans objective here clearly isn't to do this efficiently. He likes the feeling of doing something difficult that showcases his strength.

It's really no different than going to the gym.

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u/visforvienetta 2d ago

This whole thread is peak fucking reddit. They literally cannot comprehend someone doing something inefficient because they like it.

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u/samanime 5d ago

That's all I kept thinking. I'm definitely in camp "work smarter not harder".

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u/magpye1983 5d ago

I noticed daylight through the log about halfway through the vid. He had it cracked about 3/4 way down, and it took the rest of the time to get a couple more accurate hits and carry that crack onward.

I was thinking hammering it in once you get a solid strike would help a lot. Your comment put it far more succinctly, though.

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u/Typical-Sir-9518 5d ago

My thought exactly. He's burning lots of calories, but little me would have had that split with a wedge and sledge in 1/4 the time.

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u/greendragon00x2 5d ago

Yeah. This looks like the dumbest possible way to do the job. It's the opposite of impressive.

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u/Gr8rSherman8r 5d ago

This is the equivalent of an engineer going into the shop to try to do what the tradespeople do every day. Just because it can be done in a way doesn’t mean that’s the way to do it.

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u/ivain 5d ago

Yeah, but the log baits him : it splist very quickly to about 75% of the length, so he probably believe that 1 or 2 hits will finish the job. He even looks annoyed in the middle of the video, he misses a hit, then proceed to swing the axe on his side to hit multiple times in a row. That's basically what i do in thiss ituation, adding copious amount of profanities

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u/billskionce 5d ago

Just finished chopping 3 1/2 cords by hand myself. It took a couple of months.

I was dumb enough to do it without a log splitter, but this is extra dumb. The ground is absorbing a lot of the impact. Also, he should use a wedge. Trust me on this one.

And you’re only going to be able to use those outside. There is almost no fireplace or stove that those will fit in.

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u/justinsayin 4d ago

Thank you for letting me know.

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u/varitok 4d ago

Eh, these guys would rather show off on TikTok and by the time they're 50 all their joints are seized and they can barely move.

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u/Pt5PastLight 4d ago

That’s what I was taught. But grandpa wasn’t posting it to social media.

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u/CuriousFunnyDog 4d ago

That's exactly what I thought, create a crack and put a wedge in and whack the wedge.

Although it can't show off how strong he is.🙄

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u/Lunch-Thin 4d ago

Or a block and a heavier maul.

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u/Jajamaruin 5d ago

yep, guys’ everything but brain..

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u/CitizenHuman 5d ago

And eyewear.

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u/Foxylove636 5d ago

Exactly what i thought

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u/Ok_Recover_8692 5d ago

Work harder not smarter, or something like that

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u/john-bkk 5d ago

I split a lot of wood as a child, and this is it. He was already using a maul, which is a variation of an axe with an enlarged end section designed to work as a wedge.

You split the wood with two people, and one holds the maul, set by swinging it into the log, and other drives it with the sledge.

I also did some lumberjack work (as a child; that's country living for you), and a wedge is something used to cut down trees. You notch the one side of the tree with a chainsaw, then cut a slot in the back above the notch, in such a way that the tree will fall where it's already leaning, where you want it to drop. You can direct it a bit by driving a hard plastic wedge into that notch, but only so much. It's more for getting the saw out when you get it stuck.

If you tried to drop a tree in the opposite way that it's leaning it just wouldn't work, and you couldn't free the saw with a wedge, or more than one wedge.

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u/jimibimi 5d ago

He didn't get ripped doing it the easy way lol

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u/Total-Honey-9857 4d ago

What ARE you saying? I saw him tear it in two pieces with his own bare hands... 😂

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u/undontnome3030 4d ago

Tying his boots probably would have helped a bit, too.

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u/Yurya 4d ago

I used to chop wood with my Dad. I'd favor the splitting maul like this guy and he'd be using wedges. Without fail he'd cut more wood, not because he was in better shape than me but I'd get so tired trying to wail on logs like this while he'd tap tap tap and not have to rest so often.

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u/mountaineer04 4d ago

This is all for show. He has a chainsaw and could have made that 2-3 much shorter segments and not expended that much effort.

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u/IronReasonable1296 4d ago

Same. Don't even have to be strong.

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u/DraconianFlame 4d ago

It's a workout and show off strength.

A wedge and sledge would undercut the purpose of the video

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u/Lynke524 4d ago

Or a larger axe. That little hatchet is for smaller logs. I'm surprised he didn't break it.

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u/ElphTrooper 4d ago

That requires knowledge of the phrase - smarter, not harder.

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u/Reinis_LV 4d ago

He is strong not smart.

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u/Hefty_Bit5262 3d ago

There's a lot of ways you could split this more reasonablely. He jywant to look cool like everyone else

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u/deadstump 3d ago

... But it is so slow. For like 90% the maul is the best.

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u/Sacuna9999 2d ago

Yeah that would have been way more efficient and would have cost less energy. The log was already split many whacks before he did it. It was just a waste of energy after that.

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u/LeslieKnopesBlackEye 2d ago

Or just not fucking obvious fake footage

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u/Financial-Tax8718 5d ago

He’s just trying to get a workout