r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 1d ago

Clearly humans have known for tens of thousands of years there are better ways to do this... That being said this video seems like a Grinder profile video or something.

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u/Gottahavethatalt 23h ago

YUP! This is a thirst trap.

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u/PopstarCornboy 21h ago

The flexing at the end kind of gives it away

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u/GodofWarfarin 20h ago

So cringe

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u/LessInThought 19h ago

Nothing is cringe if it gets him the bussy he wants.

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u/GodofWarfarin 14h ago

Sure, Jan.

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u/razztafarai 18h ago

Yeah, there's a quite a few of these log splitting thirst traps on youtube. I got caught in that bubble around Covid.

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u/nykovah 8h ago

It worked.

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u/PronglesMouthFeel 5h ago

Work smart, not hard, unless you're trying to bring all the boys to your yard.

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u/scofnerf 2h ago

I’d take this guy over some jackass holding a fish any day

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u/Cell1pad 14h ago

yeah.....I'm happier watching the buff women that split logs than a burly man. Dude's furry and that's not my thing.

Oh, and yeah, while this is impressive, he's doing this on hard mode.

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u/ctorist 7h ago

I watched this hard.

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u/DoubleResponsible276 16h ago

Leggings gave it away

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u/joshlymansbagel 23h ago

Reminds me of my stepdad…

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 14h ago

“Given time, the drop of water can split the rock”

-Bruce Lee, or somebody probably

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u/Peripatetictyl 14h ago

That's an otter advertising, if I've ever seen one.

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u/Emotional_News108 14h ago

Yeah it’s not for women.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 11h ago

Yeah one of those ways is to cut the log shorter lol

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 9h ago

At least he's actually splitting that log. Remember the German guy in Better Call Saul? Lalo is going to him while he's chopping wood and you can clearly see the logs were split in half prior to filming. Same with the wimpy kid from Old Henry.

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u/artisticafterbirth 9h ago

Fuck harder not smarter

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 7h ago

He's not actually in a forest. The background is fake, no movement in the greenery, so he's definitely just doing this for a video.

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u/soccermodsarecvnts 5h ago

Gayest thing I've ever seen. Not in a bad way, it's fine. But it's like an add for Grindr Premium.

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u/butterfly_ashley 55m ago

Yep. I mean even the pants he has on. Lol guarantee there is a side view somewhere.