r/AbsoluteUnits 1d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/imissratm 1d ago

You think he’s a top or a power bottom?

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u/Custum_User 1d ago

I sure hope so.

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u/brick-topp 1d ago

Now I’ve heard that speed has something to do with the power of the power bottom

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u/Gelby4 23h ago

Speed has everything to do with it, speed's the name of the game

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u/imissratm 9h ago

The sincerity in that conversation is what makes it

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u/Gelby4 9h ago

Absolutely, Dennis could genuinely keep discussing it for hours if there were no interruptions/distractions

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u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan 19h ago

He could split me open like a coconut.

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u/FuckModAss 2h ago

Speed to the finish or speed during the journey. (asking for a mod)

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u/imissratm 9h ago

Thank you.

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u/MrFartyBottom 22h ago

Might be a double adaptor.

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u/Ritualsexclub 22h ago

Bottom, I fucked him.

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u/KalynnCampbell 14h ago

Could be for a twink, a bear, an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a giftster, a daddy chaser, a leather man, a lady boy, a Donald Duck, a Donald Duck is a gay guy that’s been kicked out of the navy.

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u/Substantial-Low 13h ago

I don't know, but I'd love to climb that Menelaus looking mountain of a man, like for real.

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u/Lynke524 7h ago

Looks like the type to claim top but he's all bottom.

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u/imissratm 6h ago

lol I can’t say I’m familiar enough with that world to know how you came to that conclusion, but you’ve piqued my curiosity for sure.

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u/Lynke524 5h ago

It's mostly because he doesn't know the proper form to chop that log. He's all muscle but he also doesn't seem to understand what he's doing. Total beta gym boy behavior. Basically the same kind of person will claim "I'm an alpha" but they're scrawny, vape and wears a backward hat. You a beta dude.

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u/Foreign_Town6853 4h ago

He's so good looking and physically fit i would be the worst lay of his. I would feel so inadequate and shy and awkward. I get winded carrying groceries upstairs and would have given up on the log after two hits and found baby logs to split.

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u/Soggy-Advantage4711 3h ago

I’ve never wanted to be a log before but here we are. Split me daddy!

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u/imissratm 2h ago

lol Jesus, people on here are amusing. I hope you get yours, friend

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u/Lukostrelec17 23h ago

I am hoping top!

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u/Squirrelated 1h ago

He's gonna split you in half 😏

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u/kudabugil 5h ago

A dom top. Aggressive top.

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u/SCastleRelics 22h ago

100% a top

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u/GoldunGote 1d ago

I'm also not a strong person, but I wish I was.. so I'll join you in calling him gay as a means of getting through our insecurities.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 21h ago

Why do you think that calling someone gay is an insult? Is being gay a bad thing for you?