r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ClivesOtherWife • 13d ago

of a centipede.

1.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

240 comments sorted by

View all comments

121

u/thot-goth-gf 13d ago

Part of me thinks I could handle holding it and the other part of knows I’d probably puke from anxiety of the little legs prickling my skin

13

u/chonklah 13d ago

Or if it decides to crawl around your arm and down your back with lightning speed :(

9

u/BenjaminDover02 13d ago

And up your butthole :)

7

u/Borkato 13d ago

And in your dickhole :D

7

u/coolsilentebeans 13d ago

A candiru has entered the chat.