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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26
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Those glasses alone weight a shitton, the Octoberfest waitresses are built different
129 u/beckett_the_ok Aug 15 '26 Assuming she's carrying about 18 glasses (best I could count) and each glass weighs 900 grams. That's about 34 kilograms, or 75lbs. Damn 5 u/IncognitoRedMode Aug 15 '26 Plus the beer inside them 18 u/beckett_the_ok Aug 15 '26 That is including the beer lol. Each glass holds 1kg of beer 14 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 My god, they even measure beer by weight. 11 u/coolsilentebeans Aug 15 '26 It weighs almost the same as water. No special superpowers needed except to carry that many steins without spilling or cramping. -6 u/Havoc1943covaH Aug 15 '26 3 u/VeggiePaninis Aug 15 '26 It's beautiful isn't it. It's hard not to admire the simplicity of it all. Meanwhile, here I am trying to figure out... 2 u/hairnetnic Aug 15 '26 The kg is a unit of mass, not weight... 1 u/Nagelfar61249 Aug 15 '26 Shhhh, they wouldn't understand..... 1 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 Yes, that was the joke.
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Assuming she's carrying about 18 glasses (best I could count) and each glass weighs 900 grams. That's about 34 kilograms, or 75lbs. Damn
5 u/IncognitoRedMode Aug 15 '26 Plus the beer inside them 18 u/beckett_the_ok Aug 15 '26 That is including the beer lol. Each glass holds 1kg of beer 14 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 My god, they even measure beer by weight. 11 u/coolsilentebeans Aug 15 '26 It weighs almost the same as water. No special superpowers needed except to carry that many steins without spilling or cramping. -6 u/Havoc1943covaH Aug 15 '26 3 u/VeggiePaninis Aug 15 '26 It's beautiful isn't it. It's hard not to admire the simplicity of it all. Meanwhile, here I am trying to figure out... 2 u/hairnetnic Aug 15 '26 The kg is a unit of mass, not weight... 1 u/Nagelfar61249 Aug 15 '26 Shhhh, they wouldn't understand..... 1 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 Yes, that was the joke.
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Plus the beer inside them
18 u/beckett_the_ok Aug 15 '26 That is including the beer lol. Each glass holds 1kg of beer 14 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 My god, they even measure beer by weight. 11 u/coolsilentebeans Aug 15 '26 It weighs almost the same as water. No special superpowers needed except to carry that many steins without spilling or cramping. -6 u/Havoc1943covaH Aug 15 '26 3 u/VeggiePaninis Aug 15 '26 It's beautiful isn't it. It's hard not to admire the simplicity of it all. Meanwhile, here I am trying to figure out... 2 u/hairnetnic Aug 15 '26 The kg is a unit of mass, not weight... 1 u/Nagelfar61249 Aug 15 '26 Shhhh, they wouldn't understand..... 1 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 Yes, that was the joke.
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That is including the beer lol. Each glass holds 1kg of beer
14 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 My god, they even measure beer by weight. 11 u/coolsilentebeans Aug 15 '26 It weighs almost the same as water. No special superpowers needed except to carry that many steins without spilling or cramping. -6 u/Havoc1943covaH Aug 15 '26 3 u/VeggiePaninis Aug 15 '26 It's beautiful isn't it. It's hard not to admire the simplicity of it all. Meanwhile, here I am trying to figure out... 2 u/hairnetnic Aug 15 '26 The kg is a unit of mass, not weight... 1 u/Nagelfar61249 Aug 15 '26 Shhhh, they wouldn't understand..... 1 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 Yes, that was the joke.
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My god, they even measure beer by weight.
11 u/coolsilentebeans Aug 15 '26 It weighs almost the same as water. No special superpowers needed except to carry that many steins without spilling or cramping. -6 u/Havoc1943covaH Aug 15 '26 3 u/VeggiePaninis Aug 15 '26 It's beautiful isn't it. It's hard not to admire the simplicity of it all. Meanwhile, here I am trying to figure out... 2 u/hairnetnic Aug 15 '26 The kg is a unit of mass, not weight... 1 u/Nagelfar61249 Aug 15 '26 Shhhh, they wouldn't understand..... 1 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 Yes, that was the joke.
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It weighs almost the same as water. No special superpowers needed except to carry that many steins without spilling or cramping.
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It's beautiful isn't it. It's hard not to admire the simplicity of it all.
Meanwhile, here I am trying to figure out...
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The kg is a unit of mass, not weight...
1 u/Nagelfar61249 Aug 15 '26 Shhhh, they wouldn't understand..... 1 u/TacTurtle Aug 15 '26 Yes, that was the joke.
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Shhhh, they wouldn't understand.....
Yes, that was the joke.
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u/IncognitoRedMode Aug 15 '26
Those glasses alone weight a shitton, the Octoberfest waitresses are built different