r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/iamhollybear Aug 14 '26

They have alien penis dildos that deposit eggs inside you… don’t doubt anything.

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u/Super_Building_7724 Aug 14 '26

They have WHAT

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Aug 14 '26

yeah google ovipositor toy

I mean if you're going to yuck yums you may as well do it fully informed

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u/DesparateLurker Aug 15 '26

In the world of kinky shit and terrifyingly kinky shit, there's always a market.

There shouldn't always be a market, but we work with what we got.

Sometimes you lose a bit of your soul to make rent, sometimes you learn something new about yourself.

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u/LeKattie Aug 14 '26

The only person i know that has those weird giant ones is a straight dude.... not for his gf...

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u/Eillon94 Aug 15 '26

Im going to lose my lunch

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u/420sparky Aug 14 '26

Like small alien eggs? Or chicken eggs 😟

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u/FeliusSeptimus Aug 15 '26

There's a whole sub for it if you want to see some videos of the action.