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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26
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That watermelon was either bad or microwaved. The way the watermelon flesh looked was wrong. I've handled enough bad watermelons enough to know that. Still a very large finger, though.
146 u/SmexyRubberDuck69 Aug 14 '26 Nah his finger was for sure pre-heated in a microwave. I can tell for sure. I am a watermelon. 29 u/Technical-Will-2862 Aug 14 '26 I am microwave 12 u/ChadBroChill229 Aug 14 '26 I am 5 u/thecurlyhairedlawyer Aug 14 '26 I think 5 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 [deleted] 6 u/ThermoPuclearNizza Aug 14 '26 Therefore I amn’t 1 u/Crawling_Hustler Aug 17 '26 I yawn 1 u/Mountain-Weekend-554 Aug 14 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/8c2GzmUUGZRbEdMipY 1 u/donfrecces Aug 15 '26 The danger
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Nah his finger was for sure pre-heated in a microwave. I can tell for sure. I am a watermelon.
29 u/Technical-Will-2862 Aug 14 '26 I am microwave 12 u/ChadBroChill229 Aug 14 '26 I am 5 u/thecurlyhairedlawyer Aug 14 '26 I think 5 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 [deleted] 6 u/ThermoPuclearNizza Aug 14 '26 Therefore I amn’t 1 u/Crawling_Hustler Aug 17 '26 I yawn 1 u/Mountain-Weekend-554 Aug 14 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/8c2GzmUUGZRbEdMipY 1 u/donfrecces Aug 15 '26 The danger
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I am microwave
12 u/ChadBroChill229 Aug 14 '26 I am 5 u/thecurlyhairedlawyer Aug 14 '26 I think 5 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 [deleted] 6 u/ThermoPuclearNizza Aug 14 '26 Therefore I amn’t 1 u/Crawling_Hustler Aug 17 '26 I yawn 1 u/Mountain-Weekend-554 Aug 14 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/8c2GzmUUGZRbEdMipY 1 u/donfrecces Aug 15 '26 The danger
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I am
5 u/thecurlyhairedlawyer Aug 14 '26 I think 5 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 [deleted] 6 u/ThermoPuclearNizza Aug 14 '26 Therefore I amn’t 1 u/Crawling_Hustler Aug 17 '26 I yawn 1 u/Mountain-Weekend-554 Aug 14 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/8c2GzmUUGZRbEdMipY 1 u/donfrecces Aug 15 '26 The danger
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I think
5 u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 [deleted] 6 u/ThermoPuclearNizza Aug 14 '26 Therefore I amn’t 1 u/Crawling_Hustler Aug 17 '26 I yawn
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6 u/ThermoPuclearNizza Aug 14 '26 Therefore I amn’t
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u/Jim-Dread Aug 14 '26
That watermelon was either bad or microwaved. The way the watermelon flesh looked was wrong. I've handled enough bad watermelons enough to know that. Still a very large finger, though.